thread about dreams

[housepicks]

Last night I had a dream Michael Jordan was driving my go cart in a parade.

I went to his house to get it back and he accused me of stalking him.

I showed him I was wearing Jordan's but I can tell you that he did not care.

 

[roguejuror]

I had a dream last night that Teela and I were circus performers and I was tied to this spinning wheel of death and she was throwing knives at me.

:hides:

 

[Matty]

I stopped taking my SSRI once again and the toughest part about it is going through series of nightmares every night for about a week.

Last night my brother and I were beat up senseless by an angry mob. I managed to escape and call the cops, but then the cops turned on me and they beat me too for snitching on the angry mob. Then I realized I was dreaming and I tried to wake up, but I kept "waking up" into the exact same dream where everyone was trying to beat me up.

Fok's sake.

 

[Matty]

During that same dream, my bro and I were test riders for an old wooden rollercoaster and one test ride went terribly wrong and at least one kid died. I accused Vladimir Putin of being a monster for allowing this nonsense to happen, and he replied (he was standing close by) in a very diplomatic manner that he had nothing to do with the initiative.

But I could see in his eyes that he was plotting to have me murdered.

 

[housepicks]

Thank you for sharing...very brave.

 

[Matty]

Thanks houser, means a lot coming from you.

I was also drunk on wine last night, didn't help.

 

[bacon]

this is pretty disturbing stuff

 

[Teela]

I had a dream last night that Teela and I were circus performers and I was tied to this spinning wheel of death and she was throwing knives at me.

:hides:

Don't worry, RJ. I'm a good shot...just don't piss me off.

 

[betplom]

During that same dream, my bro and I were test riders for an old wooden rollercoaster and one test ride went terribly wrong and at least one kid died. I accused Vladimir Putin of being a monster for allowing this nonsense to happen, and he replied (he was standing close by) in a very diplomatic manner that he had nothing to do with the initiative.

But I could see in his eyes that he was plotting to have me murdered.

 

[Teela]

I had a dream that I had to pee on a stick to prove that I wasn't ovulating while I was at the mall. They brought me back to the dressing rooms, which were actually prostitution areas. I messed up and paid the first guy for sex ($25). $25 was my rate per session. I got it right after that one and made $60. I'm big time.

 

[bacon]

A filthy hooker that pays others for sex and then gets paid for sex. It just never ends with Teelaballz.

 

[bacon]

Dreamed I was working in an office with a new sales manager who was a jerk and was making me clean my desk - only me. Fuck that.

 

[Cami]

 

[betplom]

I had a dream that I had to pee on a stick to prove that I wasn't ovulating while I was at the mall. They brought me back to the dressing rooms, which were actually prostitution areas. I messed up and paid the first guy for sex ($25). $25 was my rate per session. I got it right after that one and made $60. I'm big time.

Finding out Teela is in my price range makes her even hotter.

Now all I need to know is if she accepts Canadian dollars ?

 

[roguejuror]

I dream that I was in the driver seat of a car from the future and my hard penis was the joystick controlling it.

 

[MrX]

That's the best vision of the future that I've heard in awhile.

Make this happen, Google.

 

[roguejuror]

I had a dream last night that plommer and I were standing in a deli and he was telling me the best way to make an authentic Italian hoagie.

 

[roguejuror]

I had a dream that bone bone was a big time collector and was selling high end stuff, Sothebys type of stuff, and he asked me to go on a morning tv show tour with him, it fuzzes out and then we appear in a tv studio, he tells me to sshhh and runs and goes live on camera