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Drama Moobs Your Mom
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What month is Asian History Month?
Is it wrong if you try to crush on a girl 3000 miles away at 36 years of age? Is that the equivalent of having a summer camp girlfriend from Canada that nobody has ever met when you were in junior high?
When did You Tube become the Websters Dictionary of our generation? If I don't know what a word means, I go to You Tube for a demonstration. WARNING!! Do NOT ask You Tube what felching is. Just don't. PLEASE.
Why is it when I hear the beginning of a Christian Rock song on the radio and I start head banging to it, I stop as soon as I hear the word God or Jesus? It's like going to 2nd base with a hot girl and finding out she has man parts.
You know why midgets are cool? You can't knock them down. Their center of gravity gives them the superpower of Weeble.
Nicholas Cage didn't get the memo. Movies where you drive a car and shoot guns doesn't make $$. Fast And Furious was the only movie to pull of that plot device, and that was made when a dime bag could get you high.
Lindsay Lohan update. If you are going to steal jewelry, try not to wear it in public. You don't see the Mafia walking around with Jimmy Hoffa wrapped around their arms! On a side note, don't you own a clothing and accessory line? WEAR YOUR OWN product!!
If you are going to bring your kids to a Hooters, don't act shocked when little Davy asks you why the lady has bumps in her shirt and mommy's bumps look like pancakes. You don't bring a kid to 3 places.....an Asian massage spa, a KKK rally (unless you are in the deep South) and a Hooters.
Sometimes lying in bed for 3 days is a good option in life. Nothing bad ever comes of it.
Garbage disposals do mulch up leftover pasta. They do not mulch up rack of rib bones. Found this out the hard way.
Have a great day guys!!!
Is it wrong if you try to crush on a girl 3000 miles away at 36 years of age? Is that the equivalent of having a summer camp girlfriend from Canada that nobody has ever met when you were in junior high?
When did You Tube become the Websters Dictionary of our generation? If I don't know what a word means, I go to You Tube for a demonstration. WARNING!! Do NOT ask You Tube what felching is. Just don't. PLEASE.
Why is it when I hear the beginning of a Christian Rock song on the radio and I start head banging to it, I stop as soon as I hear the word God or Jesus? It's like going to 2nd base with a hot girl and finding out she has man parts.
You know why midgets are cool? You can't knock them down. Their center of gravity gives them the superpower of Weeble.
Nicholas Cage didn't get the memo. Movies where you drive a car and shoot guns doesn't make $$. Fast And Furious was the only movie to pull of that plot device, and that was made when a dime bag could get you high.
Lindsay Lohan update. If you are going to steal jewelry, try not to wear it in public. You don't see the Mafia walking around with Jimmy Hoffa wrapped around their arms! On a side note, don't you own a clothing and accessory line? WEAR YOUR OWN product!!
If you are going to bring your kids to a Hooters, don't act shocked when little Davy asks you why the lady has bumps in her shirt and mommy's bumps look like pancakes. You don't bring a kid to 3 places.....an Asian massage spa, a KKK rally (unless you are in the deep South) and a Hooters.
Sometimes lying in bed for 3 days is a good option in life. Nothing bad ever comes of it.
Garbage disposals do mulch up leftover pasta. They do not mulch up rack of rib bones. Found this out the hard way.
Have a great day guys!!!
