think I'm gonna buy one of these

[Fu Manchu]

 

[kato]

gl

 

[senco78]

LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

 

[Blitty]

You can borrow mine if you wipe it off after

 

[Fu Manchu]

can i just wear a condom and skip the wipe?

 

[BGS 9.5]

wha wha wHA what????

 

[roguejuror]

 

[Saulty]

Either your cock will explode or you will build up your arms.

Good luck!

 

[Rubyn]

pavy said cock.

high five!

 

[Fu Manchu]

pavyhandluftpumpe!

 

[Fu Manchu]

awesometotallyawesome!

 

[MrMonkey]

Looks like a primitive device? Better off doing like Nicky and getting yourself a Herman!

 

[Fu Manchu]

GL monkey

 

[Matty]

'cause Selbstmassage is serious business.

 

[Swarmy]

you know, a 2 dollar whore would do the same thing.

 

[MrX]

Just don't get carried away:

Penis pump judge gets 4-year jail term

I don't want to read about the penis pump blimp pilot.

 

[MrMonkey]

Just don't get carried away:

Penis pump judge gets 4-year jail term

I don't want to read about the penis pump blimp pilot.

Thanks MrX! I feel a lot better about myself now! What is it with authoritative people feeling they can do anything they so desire?

 

[Mudcat]

As far as I'm concerned, there is only one proper outlet for sticking your penis in and it is called a toilet paper tube.