Things I'm going to do with the money I saved not gambling

[Bread]

1. Build a bird house with my own hands.

2. Get a membership at that one weird place just to see what happens there.

3. Pay MrsX for side boob shots. No Wally

4. Drink more.

5. Get Robyn's nails did. Or whatever else she wants.

6. Get a passport and get plastered with Matty and Fiver in the gay village. Maybe check out Durito in Panama too.


How bout you guys?

 

[RayRay]

im going to set aside money for...
1. my first divorce
2. alcohol rehab
3. another boob job for whatever her name might be
4. cocaine rehab
5. fishays alcohol rehab
6. 2nd cocaine rehab

 

[Bread]

rayray will we ever grow up? A couple old goofs like me and you?

 

[mcbaseball10]

1. Build a bird house with my own hands.



4. Drink more.

I have mixed emotions after hearing this.

 

[Bread]

I have mixed emotions after hearing this.

And you summed it up quite nicely through the use of cleverly placed emoticons.

I love you kid.

 

[Teela]

I think you should make a squirrel feeder instead.

 

[RayRay]

bread, i was just having a fb convo with teela about how fucking dumb i am... saw an old hookup thurs. night and the next day she sends me a pic of her and her 3yr old girl. i..(had no idea she had a kid...like i need any of that shit, but am still thinking bout it...cus im fucking stupid) and i met another girl tonight who is drop dead gorgeous and is serious "cheat on the gf material" or "drop the asian altogether cus this girl is so hot", but has sorta flabby arms, so i basically turned her down... all this going on while im supposed to be in a very solid and meaningful relationship...wtf is wrong with me...

to answer your question though....NO..i doubt we ever grow up... im just begging to be fucking miserable pal..i agree with most here when i say we definitely need a do-over on the evening.

 

[Teela]

It's worth mentioning that the 3 year-old is Ray's child.

 

[Bread]

bread, i was just having a fb convo with teela about how fucking dumb i am... saw an old hookup thurs. night and the next day she sends me a pic of her and her 3yr old girl. i..(had no idea she had a kid...like i need any of that shit, but am still thinking bout it...cus im fucking stupid) and i met another girl tonight who is drop dead gorgeous and is serious "cheat on the gf material" or "drop the asian altogether cus this girl is so hot", but has sorta flabby arms, so i basically turned her down... all this going on while im supposed to be in a very solid and meaningful relationship...wtf is wrong with me...

to answer your question though....NO..i doubt we ever grow up... im just begging to be fucking miserable pal..i agree with most here when i say we definitely need a do-over on the evening.

We're doomed to be THAT 50-yr old weirdo at all the parties, aren't we? Fok.

 

[RayRay]

It's worth mentioning that the 3 year-old is Ray's child.

Fok...told you that in complete confidence too!...
i dunno how the kid is 3 already... ive only known her about 8 months...cant catch a break i guess.

i dunno if you are doomed, but the future looks mighty dark for me

 

[Bread]

Jokes?

 

[RayRay]

def. not my child... ugly fucking kid... pic sent

 

[Bread]

def. not my child... ugly fucking kid... pic sent

No comment.

 

[Matty]

5-star thread, thanks to the ugly 3-year old. Good material.

 

[Teela]

The child looked like she cut her own hair. 23 year-old mama looks 40.

 

[Bread]

I was scared to say anything when I got the pic. Very good to see we're all on the same page here.

The same, mean, evil page.

 

[MrMonkey]

5-star thread, thanks to the ugly 3-year old. Good material.

Matty, when you and Fiver adopt, will the child be brought up as a Maple Leaf or Canadian fan?

 

[Cougar Bait]

Is this the thread where we bash on ugly babies?

5 stars