There is no way I should eat these shrimp, right?

[stevek173]

They are very big, I paid 10 bones for the bag. I was looking so forward to them. I left them out to defrost. Then I got blacked out drunk and left them out all night. They fully became room temperature. I put them back int he fridge. I just need to throw them out, right?

 

[vagabond]

No. It's all good. But, if you puke, you can throw it at your neighbor's truck.

 

[stevek173]

See that is a legitimate point.

 

[Matty]

Pre-cooked or raw? I dunno man, I would boil them. I don't think they go bad that quickly.

 

[Matty]

No. It's all good. But, if you puke, you can throw it at your neighbor's truck.

 

[stevek173]

Raw, they were frozen. I really want to eat them but I really don't want to get poisoned.

 

[rito]

what do they smell like

 

[Matty]

If they don't smell like vagina-after-a-whole-day-spent-at-the-county-fair, I say you're good.

 

[InTheHole]

right

 

[stevek173]

If they don't smell like vagina-after-a-whole-day-spent-at-the-county-fair, I say you're good.

Cool cool much appreciated man. Wonderful anal ogy btw, very clever.

 

[Matty]

Stole that from Fiver. He's my muse.

 

[fiveteamer]

You are asking us if you should risk food poisoning for 10 bucks

common guy

 

[Matty]

You are asking us if you should risk food poisoning for 10 bucks

A dollar saved is a dollar earned.

 

[stevek173]

It is

 

[vagabond]

Think of all the poisons with which you have abused your body. Now, you are worried about food poisoning! You can't let that shrimp die in vain.

 

[Matty]

 

[betplom]

If they don't smell like vagina-after-a-whole-day-spent-at-the-county-fair, I say you're good.

Fancy boi.
How the fuk would YOU know what a vagina smells like?

 

[Matty]

Fancy boi.
How the fuk would YOU know what a vagina smells like?

I'm 32 years old. Have been going down on smelly girls since I was 16.

7-month dry spell you poeses. You guys make it sound like I was a virgin 2 weeks ago.

I was just a huge faggot.

Fok off.