The single life

[tullamore]

I just got home from a christening and tomorrow i got a wedding to go to. I love being single I got no one to answer to.

My buddies look like they are in hell.

Long live Tully's schenanigans.

 

[senco78]

no comment

 

[stevek173]

I am joining you in singleness, and am ecstatic about it.

 

[Badnina]

tully, my younger sister now looks older than me. I firmly believe its because I am single with no kids so I can sleep and stuff.

 

[tullamore]

tully, my younger sister now looks older than me. I firmly believe its because I am single with no kids so I can sleep and stuff.

You really want a little shit drooling and crying all over you.

I say if you meet the right guy or girl go have the family, but settling for a family because that is what is expected in life is bullshit.

 

[Rubyn]

Agreed.

 

[senco78]

You really want a little shit drooling and crying all over you.

I say if you meet the right guy or girl go have the family, but settling for a family because that is what is expected in life is bullshit.

no comment

 

[Bread]

I lik e you

 

[senco78]

anybofdy know in good looking blondse thas wann fuk

 

[Bread]

anybofdy know in good looking blondse thas wann fuk

Yeah. nope.

 

[tullamore]

anybofdy know in good looking blondse thas wann fuk

no but I know some ugly ass blondes who like to spread their legs.

 

[senco78]

no but I know some ugly ass blondes who like to spread their legs.

good enoughf for you, good enough for me

 

[roguejuror]

long live tullly

 

[Acid Joe]

I was going to comment but there is obviously no point......

 

[PuckOff]

tully, my younger sister now looks older than me. I firmly believe its because I am single with no kids so I can sleep and stuff.

OK I'm totally confused and feel like I've been lied to. Dad never told me I had another younger sister. Can you please phone me to discuss Nina?

 

[Mudcat]

I was visiting some friends who are a couple and the chick said to me, "How is it possible you have no gray hair?"

I said, "No wife."

I got slapped upside the head.

 

[Tron]

Sort of on-topic but......


Having a child (a son in my case) was (and still is) simultaneously the greatest thing to happen in my life and also the most difficult (for lack of a better word) thing to happen to me.

 

[Acid Joe]

Apparently married men live longer..... But no one says they are happier..... besides I think there are a bunch of us single guys (now) who were previously married.....