The Nigerian Nightmare

[roguejuror]

Muddy what's the story?

 

[Mudcat]

Who me?

Well, the true Nigerian Nightmare was former KC Chiefs running back Christian Okoye.

If I was to be honest, I would have to admit that no one actually calls me the Nigerian Nightmare. But I just feel a kinship with the guy and his powerful, bruising style of play.

Plus the physical resemblance is uncanny. We could be twins:

 

[Bread]

 

[roguejuror]

Muddy what do you use the marker board for?

Muddy I will call you The Nigerian Nightmare when I see you.

 

[Bread]

Juror, what would Steely Dan do?

 

[Mudcat]

I use the marker board for any number of things. That column of red numbers you see there is US exchange rate which I check every morning.

Sometimes there are important reminders such as deals I have been offered with expiry dates. Shit like that.

Sometimes I use it for important messages and/or affirmations such as WHAT WOULD STEELY DAN DO?

 

[Saulty]

The marker board is there to justify buying all the markers from the store he uses to sniff and get high.

 

[roguejuror]

Juror, what would Steely Dan do?

 

[Jello]

LOL. Canadians.

 

[Mudcat]

You wouldn't laugh if you saw the way I steamrolled over linebackers and safeties as I powered my way into the secondary.

 

[reno cool]

there was a big to do about him in '89 or so... I remember.

 

[kato]

Juror, what would Steely Dan do?

drink scotch whisky all night long, then die behind the wheel

 

[senco78]

anyone remember Marion Butts?, played for the Chargers back in the early, maybe mid 90s.
he was from here and came back after retiring and built a huge house.
we trimmed it, his wife is a total stuck up bitch.
one of the guys fuked up his $5K front door. Mr Butts threatened to whip his ass
anyway thats my pointless story of the day

 

[Acid Joe]

drink scotch whisky all night long, then die behind the wheel

That really sounds like a plan......