The Newest Rapper

[Cougar Bait]

Yo Yo Yo
My name is Brett
I own two corvettes
I like big fake boobs
And loose brunettes

I like to text
I've got three or four pets
You'd look better
With your t-shirt wet

I'm all alone
In my hotel room
Now that I'm caught
I've got nothing to do

 

[AMBy]

You are trying too hard again...

 

[Matty]

5-star thread. Please lock it right here, it's done.

 

[roguejuror]

You are trying too hard again...

 

[RayRay]

jaysus, talk about a really gay moment i am having...i think i recognize that bretts face is photoshopped on John Cenas body... fok

 

[roguejuror]

jaysus, talk about a really gay moment i am having...i think i recognize that bretts face is photoshopped on John Cenas body... fok

that;s what happens when you watch too much tv

common ncaabb

 

[RayRay]

 

[Bread]

Be honest...did you write that rap?

I liked the line about the wet t-shirt though.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Be honest...did you write that rap?

I liked the line about the wet t-shirt though.

Yep, on break.

I didn't do the picture though, it was sent to me in an email this morning.

 

[MrMonkey]

Be honest...did you write that rap?

I liked the line about the wet t-shirt though.

CB without question does have musical talent!

 

[Cougar Bait]

Okay, verse 3 sucks. Lets make everything rhyme with "Brett"

Help me out Bread.

I like sex
When I come it's the best
I like to make it rain
Where I don't pay rent

Hotels
With the New York Jets
Can't stop my libido
So don't you flex

 

[AMBy]

Dude it all sucks....just stop.

 

[MrMonkey]

Dude it all sucks....just stop.

Are you positive DG and you are cool? Halliburton stock hasn't fallen? Still plenty of work to be done in Iraq, don't sell. Be happy buddy!

 

[Cougar Bait]

Dude it all sucks....just stop.

 

[AMBy]

Are you positive DG and you are cool? Halliburton stock hasn't fallen? Still plenty of work to be done in Iraq, don't sell. Be happy buddy!

Oh don't worry...I am very happy.

 

[MrMonkey]

Oh don't worry...I am very happy.

If you're happy then that's cool! Good you and DG are tight! Are you that tight that you can say ...."look at the tits on that chick" to her?

 

[AMBy]

If you're happy then that's cool! Good you and DG are tight! Are you that tight that you can say ...."look at the tits on that chick" to her?

haha no!