Ten Reasons Why Steve's Butt Is Bloody

[CASPERWAIT$]

I read the bloody butt thread, and I did some investigating. Here are ten scenarios how Steve's butt got cut.

10. You guys see Paranormal Activity? That ghost bit that chicks ass. Maybe Steve has ghosts.

9. Maybe he got drunk and swam naked in a Pirahna fish tank at the local Benihana's

8. Picked up an escort dressed like Freddy Kruger and had his taint and balls fingered

7. Wiped his ass in the dark and instead of using toilet paper, he mistakenly used his toilet scrubber

6. Thought by creating another hole in his ass, he could crap twice as fast

5. Mistakenly walked into a gay bar and sat on one of the barstools...that were legs up.

4. Was doing some digging to find out what is in the gooey center of a fart.

3. He had a case of "Ass Scratch Fever"

2. Had sex with an anally obsessed female vampire

1. Asked JJ Gold how he picked winners. When he said he pulled them out of his ass, Steve decided to try it.

 

[betplom]

Welcome to gamelive pal.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Thank you Plommer.

 

[stevek173]

I enjoyed that. Thank you.

And about the ghosts I remember very little of this weekend.

Apparently this happened.

 

[MrMonkey]

Adding 11. Has a toy like Blitty's? WTF is that thing? Kids!!!!!!

 

[stevek173]

 

[Blitty]

Adding 11. Has a toy like Blitty's? WTF is that thing? Kids!!!!!!

I learned that the bunny thing sticking out is used for clitoris stimulation. The ball bearings move in a spherical motion. There are 6 different speed/intensity levels.

 

[roguejuror]

I enjoyed that. Thank you.

And about the ghosts I remember very little of this weekend.

Apparently this happened.

Who the hell voted this 1 star, thread is great already.

Go Stevie, go

The ABC markerboard

 

[Fu Manchu]

oh wow.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

I had one of those vibrators 3 years ago. Bought it for my ex and payed $120 for it. She HATED it. I couldn't return it, so I sold it to this woman that used to come to the bar I worked at. It is all bells and f**king whistles.