Super Bowl XLVIII - Money Making Schemes

[Boner_18]

Alright gents... Super Bowl XLVIII is coming to my town and I wanna capitalize. I'm trying to tthink of some schemes (compared to the illegal "scams") to separate the influx of NFL partiers with their cash. Aside from getting tickets and renting apartments all I can think of is sell tshirts... anyone got any good schemes for an event like this?

 

[mrquincy]

How about learning to operate a shell game? That couldn't end up badly, could it?


You could put an ad somewhere and maybe be a guide/chaperone for some patrons that may not be brave enough to find their way around town on their own on the days leading up to the game? Offer some kind of sports/sports bar tours or something?

 

[Boner_18]

Quincy I thought about the "tours" type scheme... might see what that should pay...

 

[Cougar Bait]

If the Lions make it, rent a lion and offer Lions fans a ride on a lion for $20

If the lion is well behaved you get $20 per ride

If the lion eats the customer you take their cash

 

[kid44]

not bad Cougar but, the chance of renting a lion for rides is better than the Lions chance of making the big game.

 

[Cougar Bait]

I don't know...Lions already pretty much in the playoffs barring something crazy happening in the NFC North

 

[Matty]

no idea

but i love it when boner jews up this place

 

[Blitty]

People that try to make money = Jew.

 

[Matty]

People who relentlessly engage in petty schemes, yes.

 

[Boner_18]

Hah. I recently bought the book Strike It Rich With Pocket Change. That was a Jew move for sure.

 

[Tron]

People who relentlessly engage in petty schemes, yes.

 

[Saulty]

Sell unauthorized NFL jerseys for big profit and if the NFL sues you defend yourself in court!

 

[reno cool]

first Cali, now this. Has not been a good week for Jews. :donthinkso:

 

[Blitty]

I'm guessing there is quite a few big businesses that started out as 'petty schemes'.

Untraditional enterprise ventures are becoming more common place.

 

[Boner_18]

Yes Blitty. But mostly by jews.

 

[roguejuror]

Life is good started selling shirts out of a car. Now it's a $100 million company.

 

[Matty]

Yes Blitty. But mostly by jews.

Boner gets it.

 

[Matty]

Life is good started selling shirts out of a car. Now it's a $100 million company.

Bert and John Jacobs. Jews.