Stevek173 takes a shot of being Kent Steffes' new Web designer

[stevek173]

Look at his site, it's awful.

www.kentsteffes.com

Does not pay proper tribute to his legendary accomplishments and the fact that he was one of the most accomplished athletes of the 1990s.

Just sent this:

"Hello Kent.

I want to introduce myself. I am a 34 year old Web Design student. I have been in real estate for the past 10 years and am taking on a new career.

The reason I am writing you is that as an A level beach volleyball player in New Jersey for many years you were one of the icons we all looked up to. Your game and your accomplishments remain legendary.

When I went on your website, as beautiful as your family is, I noticed that your site, in my opinion, could use a massive overhaul. It does very little creedance to the icon that you were in the 1990's and the fact that you were one of the most accomplished athletes of the decade, whether ESPN and the mainstream media agrees with that.

I would like to see what I can do for you for no charge. I am getting my Web Design certificate after this semester and have been looking for people to provide a service for to develop a portfolio myself. From the looks of things you would be a perfect candidate. Either way I thank you for your abundance of contributions to the volleyball community, and I hope to possibly work with you.

Thank you.
-Steve"

I'm not optimistic, but you never know. Long live the great Kent Steffes.

 

[MrMonkey]

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Good luck with it, forgot to mention your apprenticeship at Gaymelive.com?

:sukysuky::sukysuky::sukysuky::sukysuky::sukysuky: :sukysuky::sukysuky::sukysuky::sukysuky::sukysuky:

 

[stevek173]

I want to throw in that I love tits and ass because they make my penis erect and have noted on many occasions that I heart Dad's threads, especially his College Girls thread.

No guey

 

[MrMonkey]

I want to throw in that I love tits and ass because they make my penis erect and have noted on many occasions that I heart Dad's threads, especially his College Girls thread.

No guey

Could have just as well stated your bi! Love you lots and lots!

 

[stevek173]

Could have just as well stated your bi! Love you lots and lots!

People often want others to join them in whatever group they feel part of. I am sorry though Mr. Monkey - enjoy your 4th of July tubesteak(s) for yourself.

Great Tool cover of Zeppelin though, I enjoyed that.

 

[roguejuror]

i hope you get it stevie

good way to show off your skills once you're up and running

 

[mcbaseball10]

Looks good. Please excuse my editing mind. If you haven't sent it yet, credence is spelled wrong in your post.

 

[stevek173]

Looks good. Please excuse my editing mind. If you haven't sent it yet, credence is spelled wrong in your post.

I appreciate that, wish I had caught it. There will be others I will have similar inquiries too especially once I get the Web Cert; I will post them before I do that.

Never know unless you ask, right?

 

[stevek173]

i hope you get it stevie

good way to show off your skills once you're up and running

I doubt I will be it that it looks like he is in the business of loading and unloading multimillion dollar businesses and probably could find a great designer anytime he wanted to.
There is only one Stevek173 though, maybe he will recognize that.

 

[mcbaseball10]

You are right stevey, the worst they can say is go get analed by shanty.

 

[Bread]

Bread thinks that Stevie's infatuation with Kent Steffes is starting to reach uncomfortable levels

 

[stevek173]

Bread thinks that Stevie's infatuation with Kent Steffes is starting to reach uncomfortable levels

Who gives a shit what a yeast infested moldy piece of wondershit thinks if I get the gig and make hundreds of thousands of dollars?

Go play with Robyn's tits and shut the fuck up, pal. FYI I want my own smiley. I want it NOW.

 

[roguejuror]

stevie smileys come to us, we don't go after them

 

[MrMonkey]

Who gives a shit what a yeast infested moldy piece of wondershit thinks if I get the gig and make hundreds of thousands of dollars?

Go play with Robyn's tits and shut the fuck up, pal. FYI I want my own smiley. I want it NOW.

Calm your storm buddy! With everything going on in your life and now this Kent stuff, possibly you have been batting from the wrong side of the plate? You did get the ring back, right? Send Kent a quick follow up with a pic of the ring!

Remember, everyone here has your best interest at heart! That money statement is not what were about here.

 

[Matty]

Who gives a shit what a yeast infested moldy piece of wondershit thinks if I get the gig and make hundreds of thousands of dollars?

Go play with Robyn's tits and shut the fuck up, pal. FYI I want my own smiley. I want it NOW.

stevie smileys come to us, we don't go after them

Stevie in my experience you need to demonstrate a special skill, or be the sole representative of your ethnic group to qualify for a smiley.

Stevie I say be careful what you wish for. And don't paint yourself into a corner.

Sincerely,

Mattypoo

 

[Bread]

OK who commandeered Stevie's computer? That was just weird.

 

[stevek173]

Calm your storm buddy! With everything going on in your life and now this Kent stuff, possibly you have been batting from the wrong side of the plate? You did get the ring back, right? Send Kent a quick follow up with a pic of the ring!

Remember, everyone here has your best interest at heart! That money statement is not what were about here.

Lol I'm all good Monkey; and I am pretty sure that I have been batting form the right side of the plate since I enjoy intercourse with females, but should I ever change my mind you guys, or more specifically RJ will be the 1st to know.

There is no denying the non gay admiration of legend Kent Steffes I full admit to it and want to use it to make a proper website for him.

Is that something he'd be interested in?

 

[stevek173]

Stevie in my experience you need to demonstrate a special skill, or be the sole representative of your ethnic group to qualify for a smiley.

Stevie I say be careful what you wish for. And don't paint yourself into a corner.

Sincerely,

Mattypoo

I agree. The smiley will come at the appropriate time, my bad in trying to force it.