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Split or Multi personality disorder

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I met up with my landlord yesterday. Guy is a bit of a lying cunt.

Me - Say, have you ever heard about the crazy lady in 2202?
Him - A lady? No.
Me - She's schizophrenic. She's more entertaining than anything else. I was just wondering if you had any contact with her before.
Him - Oh. Are the episodes getting more frequent?
Me - [:bashing:] It's pretty much every day. She called me stupid and ugly.
Him - *laughs* Yeah I think the previous tenant mentioned something about her once.
Me - I wonder if she owns the unit.
Him - Yeah she owns it.
Me - That's unfortunate.
Him - Hmm hmm.

:facepalm: