Someone Translate This Shit

[Cougar Bait]

From eBay

Special mention :

Because it is used goods, I ask by a no objection, a no return.
I do not exhibit the article which a state too has bad.
Because there is individual difference in condition, please understand it.

There is the case that correspondence and shipment are late for for circumstances of the work. When it takes approximately 1 week till I send out an article, there is it.
The one done bad reputation of by the reason of it please refrain from the bids.

 

[Teela]

Is it coming from Pakistan?

 

[stevek173]

coug u me and a bottle of Goose. I won't rape you as I heart females I promise butt I do want to have a recorded 1 hour conversation.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Japan Teela. You got your boots on?

Stevie it's a plan, just don't rape or fondle me or any of my relatives while I am still sober.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

No returns. The product for sale is not on display. The condition of the product may vary. It may take up to a week to ship. If you don't like it, fuck off.

 

[Cougar Bait]

No returns. The product for sale is not on display. The condition of the product may vary. It may take up to a week to ship. If you don't like it, fuck off.

I think MF is pretty close but the last part has something to do with someone that gave him negative feedback, but obviously that is purely a guess.

 

[stevek173]

Japan Teela. You got your boots on?

Stevie it's a plan, just don't rape or fondle me or any of my relatives while I am still sober.

Noted. I am never a threat I am just a person who takes advantage of opportunities.

As for the translation I have 2 words:

"Fuck this"

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I think MF is pretty close but the last part has something to do with someone that gave him negative feedback, but obviously that is purely a guess.

I think (s)he is trying to say if you don't agree to those terms, then you shouldn't bid on the item and rate them poorly knowing the conditions of the deal. In other words, "fuck off."

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

It says don't buy anything off of Ebay from a guy that rides a goat to and from work and fucks his wife with a hole in a burqua

 

[Cougar Bait]

Seems to me they are referring to a specific person who once gave them negative feedback when they say, "The one done bad reputation." but either way, I agree with the fuck off part, as that can be universally understood.

Stevie do you hate foreigners?

 

[stevek173]

Seems to me they are referring to a specific person who once gave them negative feedback when they say, "The one done bad reputation." but either way, I agree with the fuck off part, as that can be universally understood.

Stevie do you hate foreigners?

I don't at all. For instance a very good friend of mine pretty much bypassed immigraton and his wife got a 6 fig job if for anything from equal opportunity. Great girl though.

At his wedding. I had 2 girls on me for no reason at all and I won poker.

We all shared a great time.

So no, if anything I appreciate THEIR appreciation of me being a citizen. shit man, I was only born here.

Thank you for rewarding me for that I say.

 

[betplom]

I have translated it to Chinese for you.

I realize you may not understand Chinese so I have also translated it to Russian.

从eBay 特别提及： 由于它是使用的物品，我由没有反对，没有回归问。 我不陈列状态也有坏的文章。 由于有在情况上的个体差异，请了解它。 有书信和发货为为工作的情况是晚的实际情形。 当需要大约1个星期时，我派出文章，有它。 由原因的一完成的坏名誉它请克制出价。

От eBay Специальный помин: Потому что это используемые товары, я спрашиваю возражением нет, возвращением нет. Я не показываю статью которой положение слишком имеет неудачу. Потому что индивидуальная разница в условии, пожалуйста поймите его. Случай который корреспонденция и пересылка последние для для обстоятельств работы. Когда оно принимает приблизительно 1 неделю до я посылаю вне статью, оно. Одна сделанная плохая репутация причины ее пожалуйста воздерживается от заявк.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Thanks Plommer

Remind me never to piss you off

 

[betplom]

Thanks Plommer

Remind me never to piss you off

Wot?

 

[Cougar Bait]

Wot is with your sig?

Is there someone here posting as Ferris Bueller?

 

[betplom]

Wot is with your sig?

Is there someone here posting as Ferris Bueller?

common

 

[Cougar Bait]

common

I was kinda hoping that the pedo principal Ed Rooney may find his way here as well.

Actually, thinking about the crew here maybe we have enough Rooneys.

 

[Saulty]

From eBay

Special mention :

Because it is used goods, I ask by a no objection, a no return.
I do not exhibit the article which a state too has bad.
Because there is individual difference in condition, please understand it.

There is the case that correspondence and shipment are late for for circumstances of the work. When it takes approximately 1 week till I send out an article, there is it.
The one done bad reputation of by the reason of it please refrain from the bids.

Warning!

Do not return product because it has been used before.
Some states have banned this product.
If product looks likes crap when you receive it don't blame me.

I will do my best to ship it on time but don't call me if it's late.
Bid on this item even though my reputation is in the toilet right now.