Signs You're Getting Old

[Cougar Bait]

You look forward to the Twilight Zone marathon, or documentaries. Shit in black and white.

Saying phrases like cool, or dude. These have been replaced by sick, and bro.

Counting your drinks/calories.

New technology tends to not like you very much. Mr. Monkey I'm looking at you.

The women stop eyefucking you (unless you're Archie).

You made an awkward TikTok. Why did you do that?

 

[roguejuror]

you don't understand a meme but you can't be bothered to take 30 seconds to look it up

 

[Teela]

They say “sigma” instead of sick.

 

[Cougar Bait]

I'm so far behind

 

[Matty]

skibidi toilet sigma rizzlers bruh ohio

 

[Cougar Bait]

@roguejuror you can merge this with Muddy's aging thread if you want

Aging

For me, it is a thread about darkness and deterioration and the extreme suckiness of the universe. But it may mean different things to different people. Aging. Not for the faint of heart.

www.gamelive.com

 

[roguejuror]

skibidi toilet sigma rizzlers bruh ohio

even chatgpt is too old for this

"Those charismatic, independent individuals who enjoy absurd humor are quite surprising. This whole situation is as nonsensical as internet jokes about Ohio."

 

[Teela]

even chatgpt is too old for this

"Those charismatic, independent individuals who enjoy absurd humor are quite surprising. This whole situation is as nonsensical as internet jokes about Ohio."

No cap.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Vibe check

 

[roguejuror]

in bed by 1am on new years

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

in bed by 1am on new years

You’re still young.

I went to bed at 10PM. Granted I’m up at 5:30 AM but still.

 

[FairWarning]

Bars here were emptied out at 12:20.

 

[Teela]

We had a sleepover of boys the night before that declared they weren’t sleeping (accurate) and I had a coffee date that morning, so I had very little sleep. The reason for the lack of sleep was very upset that I wasn’t staying awake until midnight. He was very skibidi Ohio.

 

[roguejuror]

We had a sleepover of boys the night before that declared they weren’t sleeping (accurate) and I had a coffee date that morning, so I had very little sleep. The reason for the lack of sleep was very upset that I wasn’t staying awake until midnight. He was very skibidi Ohio.

I don't understand this

Who was sleeping not sleeping? Who was upset? If they weren't sleeping then who didn't stay up till midnight? Matty you get this?

 

[Matty]

Teela went to bed early against her progeny's will. Said progeny was upset.

Teela loves her coffee date more than them. Sad.

 

[roguejuror]

 

[Teela]

The boys decided to have an all-nighter that kept me awake all night. I think I might have had an hour of sleep. While they were sleeping (finally) at 8:30, I was awake and getting ready to go out. Later that night (NYE), boy child was upset because I didn’t want to stay up until midnight. The same child (with his friends) that kept me awake.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Unable to suck your own dick anymore