shapeshifting reptile from outer space guards President Obama

[roguejuror]

The White House dismissed the alien bodyguards as too costly in this era of budgetary austerity. I cant confirm the claims made in this video, but any alleged program to guard the president with aliens or robots would likely have to be scaled back or eliminated in the sequester, Caitlin Hayden, the chief spokeswoman for the National Security Council, e-mails Danger Room. Id refer you to the Secret Service or Area 51 for more details. We are journalistically obligated to observe that this isnt a flat denial.

 

[Mudcat]

I don't get the fuss. James Carville has been toggling back and forth to reptilian form for ages.

 

[roguejuror]

Pierluigi Collina too

 

[MrMonkey]

LOL, 2 scary guys!

 

[Cami]

It's not nice to point out an pick on ugly people.

 

[MrMonkey]

Who says we are not nice! That's the greatest soccer ref of all-time and the first guy married above his level! I can be even nicer if you show GL some more in-depth coverage of yourself?

 

[stevek173]

Pierluigi Collina too

This is an alien from a movie, RIGHT?

 

[reno cool]

It's not nice to point out an pick on ugly people.

It's their own fault for shaving their heads like dumbasses. So in this case it is allowed.

 

[Mudcat]

 

[Cami]

Muddy!

This is an alien from a movie, RIGHT?

I think I saw him in Harry Potter.

Pierluigi Collina too

 

[roguejuror]

They are out there.

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[Mudcat]

Someone should have a talk with her and just gently point out the ridiculousness of her head.