Seriously

[Swarmy]

If anyone here hears of me putting one fucking dime on the Mets, come to my house and shoot me in the head with a big fucking gun!! Or give me a noogie, but definitely one of the two.

 

[Bread]

I don't know how that team ever loses when they have Mookie Wilson.

 

[rjt721]

Chris Carter hitting in the 3 hole for the Mets tonight. All he does is catch touchdowns. Wait a minute... Wrong guy. Who the fuck is Chris Carter the baseball player?

 

[Bread]

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[AMBy]

wright strikes out like 3 times a game...

 

[roguejuror]

i would love to give you a noogie pal