Robyn And Bread

[Cougar Bait]

Called me a faggot many times this morning. I am convinced they have yet to go to bed and are on a wicked bender.

I pleaded my case, explaining how I could only text since my new phone was on the way and the one I have now doesn't have working speakers (piece o' garbage it turned out to be!).

But still, faggot, over and over they called me.




If I want Robyn to tickle my ass while Bread and I drink and armwrestle does that make me a faggot!?

 

[Cougar Bait]

Again, another faggot text.

Am I gay?

They are making bold statements here.

 

[Mudcat]

This is disappointing. There are so many synonyms for faggot, you think they could have mixed some in.

Someone needs to get Bread and Robyn a thesaurus at once.

 

[Bread]

Muddy we came so far. What happened????

 

[Jello]

SO Gay!!

 

[Cougar Bait]

I can't hear my messages with this shit phone. Bread, what did your voice mail say?

 

[Swinging Johnson]

Bread...all would be forgotten and forgiven if you let Cougar bang Robyn.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Bread...all would be forgotten and forgiven if you let Cougar bang Robyn.

Yes, it's true. Bread you can even watch.

 

[Rubyn]

wtfz?

 

[Cougar Bait]

Let's see the goods!

At the very least every semi-erotic photo you have would be satisfactory.

Don't forget to post the erotic Bread pics as well.



XOXO,
Cougar

 

[Rubyn]

cougarbait. calm yourself.

 

[Jello]

Good night Robyn.

 

[Cougar Bait]

cougarbait. calm yourself.

Um. no!

 

[Rubyn]

Good night Robyn.

I'm still up. Ugh.

 

[roguejuror]

bunch of drunks