RayRays COMBO thread #3... motherfucking maid / relatives...

[RayRay]

alright, i think ive mentioned before that i have a maid, but this week it totally slipped my mind that the bitch is out of town... sure im a little bit of a baby about it, but i like things to be clean... i have 2 little dogs that run the place and i have company stay over all the time and like the place lookin good. so here i am, tearing the house apart looking for pledge and the swiffer thingy....all good there, but this vacuuming shit is for the fucking birds...got one of those rainbows that you put water in and of course the first thing i do is spill the water all over the place... how do you women do it???

to make things worse on my afternoon of house cleaning, my brother dropped off my niece and nephew for me to watch for a while..as usual, they make a b-line to the pool...im supposed to keep an eye on them, but they are so fucking loud, its like listening to the popcorn in the microwave...if i dont hear them for a few seconds, ill check on them...

so here i am, trying to clean my house, which i havent done myself in years, and these fucksticks are running in and out with wet feet and shit...wanting food and drinks and to top it off, the roofers had to stop work until the pergola guy fixes my shit...so my property looks like a disaster area...

kinda wish this day was over...

 

[RayRay]

leave it up to the ninja to come over and say "i would have cleaned and washed the sheets if you just asked" yeah fucking right.... its why she stays over here so much cus her place is a wreck.

 

[Rubyn]

Asians play poker, they do not do sheets.

 

[RayRay]

robyn, when im on my game, she not only creams everywhere, she squirts a bit too...i gotta change the sheets every other day... i own that shit!!!

maybe too much information...

 

[roguejuror]

Asians play poker, they do not do sheets.