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Pros & Cons Of Coffee Drinking

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PROS

Helps me stay awake after a late night of crying.
Cheaper than meth (unless I go to Starbucks)
Coffee drinkers listen to hip music. By association alone, I feel cooler.
I pee a lot which is the only time I get to use my penis.

CONS
Breath smells like Cali's vajayjay on a Saturday night.
My eyeballs twitch giving me the Marty Feldman look. Not appealing to many.
So many random thoughts pop into my head, I end up writing stupid threads like this
Teeth look like I brushed with butter
I shart at least once a day.
 
I was thinking of trying decaff but yea seems kind of pointless. I miss having a daily cafe con leche.

Somehow when i worked in usa i could tolerate about 6 cups of black coffee per morning. Now i cant handle a small cup with milk, and a colombian small is barely bigger than a shot glass.
 
Casperwaits
PROS

Helps me stay awake after a late night of crying.
Cheaper than meth (unless I go to Starbucks)
Coffee drinkers listen to hip music. By association alone, I feel cooler.
I pee a lot which is the only time I get to use my penis.

CONS
Breath smells like Cali's vajayjay on a Saturday night.
My eyeballs twitch giving me the Marty Feldman look. Not appealing to many.
So many random thoughts pop into my head, I end up writing stupid threads like this
Teeth look like I brushed with butter
I shart at least once a day.
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Oh boy! Glad MF didn't write this or CGNJ might give us another BEANTOWNJIM post!
 
I'm addicted to the 85-cent cappuccino I get from the office machine. No sugar, just straight industrial coffee and foam milk in my mouth.

There's free regular coffee available right next to the 85-cent machine.

They call me The Baller.
 
Casperwaits
PROS

Helps me stay awake after a late night of crying.
Cheaper than meth (unless I go to Starbucks)
Coffee drinkers listen to hip music. By association alone, I feel cooler.
I pee a lot which is the only time I get to use my penis.

CONS
Breath smells like Cali's vajayjay on a Saturday night.
My eyeballs twitch giving me the Marty Feldman look. Not appealing to many.
So many random thoughts pop into my head, I end up writing stupid threads like this
Teeth look like I brushed with butter
I shart at least once a day.
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i like coffee b/c it curbs hunger and makes you poop. it's a diet in a drink.

and my vajayjay doesn't smell like coffee on a saturday night. there are a couople things it could smell like pending on what i'm up to. coffee is not one of them.
 
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