Proper DVD Porn technique

[stevek173]

Decided it is in order we have been sick and the fuckie has gone unlucky for like a day.

The 1st step is unencrypting the file on the old computer. My ex was disgusted by it my angel is not.

Next burn it to disc with Ashampoo.

The new DVD player has slow mo and all the zoom options in the world.

This could go places.

 

[betplom]

You forgot the part about "if it takes you more than 5 minutes to blow your load - you're taking too long".

Why the fuck would you watch porn in slo-mo ?

 

[Matty]

Why do you need to decrypt the DVD in the first place? No slo-mo allowed?

 

[stevek173]

Decrypting the folder all the porn was in. Was labeled "Dolphins 08" so the ex would never be interested in it, then the subfolder labeled "Fantasy hockey stats".

Disc is burning as we speak.

Will lead to porn with her I reckon.

As for the slow mo etc I'm sure I won't give a shit after.

 

[stevek173]

Looks like the dvd player is only recognizing it as a sound file.

This dream will have to wait for another day.

 

[Matty]

lol, hidden porn FTW.

 

[reno cool]

I like the labeling idea. fantasy hockey stats no woman will ever want to go near that.

 

[stevek173]

Ty for the compliments on the folder names. And yes, she never did go near it despite using that computer for multiple hours on end. Even put a picture of the Dolphins logo in it so that is she saw that folder that's what she would see.

Currently converting the movie to DVD form from wmv format.

Anxiously anticipating.

 

[Matty]

Link to original vid or ban. We wanna know all about them steves.

 

[stevek173]

It's called tight teen twats and it's unreal. Can't to it from this work computer so I will get back to you on that.

 

[Matty]

 

[stevek173]

http://www.videobox.com/beta/member...1&cid=831250&mainTab=browse&contentId=8051578

Scene 6.

It is magic.

 

[stevek173]

http://www.videobox.com/beta/member...1&cid=831250&mainTab=browse&contentId=8051578

Scene 6.

It is magic.

Shit it's just going to ask u for login info.

Email me if you want. I don't have time to youtube it etc. plus they would threaten to sue me foe in the fridge meat if they saw that.

 

[Polaroid]

Why the fuck would you watch porn in slo-mo ?