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Posting from an airport bathroom stall in Moscow..

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I'm trying to ration out my time so I figured I could do like 15-20 minutes in here. Wrong.

Umm...I saw a bear in a ballerina outfit riding a tricycle. That was pretty cool.

Almost got pickpocketed by a gypsy on the metro.

Went to Lenin's tomb, where you can see his actually mummified corpse, which has been preserved over 80 years.

Bought a bunch of cheap mass produced souvenir junk, which I plan on giving to multiple lady acquaintances. They will think that they were the 'lone special girl' to get a gift. lol. :highfive:
 
My voyage in the Persian gulf taught me:

That Arabs don't flush away their TP. They throw it in the trashcan. :yucky:

You are allowed to have about 4 wives in those countries. Pretty much every cabdriver I had, said that they preferred to have 1 wife and 2 donkeys instead.

I went the world's largest:country, mall, mosque, tallest building/tower, fastest rollercoaster(never rode,it was temp. closed), handmade rug... There's gotta be more I can't think of at the moment.

Visited my first and second Formula One race tracks in Abu Dhabi and Bahrain.... Was very close to driving on track when a reservation was cancelled, but the person called right back to schedule :/

My cruise ship was predominantly Italians. All the chicks barely knew English and they were 15 or 50. :(

Russian Vodkka at the airporrt is yummy!
 
Bought a bunch of cheap mass produced souvenir junk, which I plan on giving to multiple lady acquaintances. They will think that they were the 'lone special girl' to get a gift. lol. :highfive:

You are allowed to have about 4 wives in those countries. Pretty much every cabdriver I had, said that they preferred to have 1 wife and 2 donkeys instead.

:lmao::lmao:

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Blitty, you have been a nice poster and that was a cheap shot on my part. Made me laugh while typing though. I was gonna go with a play on Blity In The City is now Blitter In The Shitter but thought the glory hole was funnier.