Posting from an airport bathroom stall in Moscow..

[Blitty]

Fuckin' flight to JFK got delayed 4 hours.

Someone entertain me.

 

[Blitty]

These rusky fucks take massive dumps. It sounds like a propeller plane is comIng out of their asses. Why am I spending more time in here than I have to?

 

[Bread]

Any reason you're in the stall instead out in the waiting area?

Tell us some good stories from your trip.

 

[Blitty]

I'm trying to ration out my time so I figured I could do like 15-20 minutes in here. Wrong.

Umm...I saw a bear in a ballerina outfit riding a tricycle. That was pretty cool.

Almost got pickpocketed by a gypsy on the metro.

Went to Lenin's tomb, where you can see his actually mummified corpse, which has been preserved over 80 years.

Bought a bunch of cheap mass produced souvenir junk, which I plan on giving to multiple lady acquaintances. They will think that they were the 'lone special girl' to get a gift. lol.

 

[Bread]

Way to go Blitty. The dancing ballerina bear sounds like everything I ever imagined Russia to be. Good work.

 

[stevek173]

Can you please blast the pudding video in the bathroom I will bump it for you

 

[Blitty]

My voyage in the Persian gulf taught me:

That Arabs don't flush away their TP. They throw it in the trashcan. :yucky:

You are allowed to have about 4 wives in those countries. Pretty much every cabdriver I had, said that they preferred to have 1 wife and 2 donkeys instead.

I went the world's largest:country, mall, mosque, tallest building/tower, fastest rollercoaster(never rode,it was temp. closed), handmade rug... There's gotta be more I can't think of at the moment.

Visited my first and second Formula One race tracks in Abu Dhabi and Bahrain.... Was very close to driving on track when a reservation was cancelled, but the person called right back to schedule :/

My cruise ship was predominantly Italians. All the chicks barely knew English and they were 15 or 50. :(

Russian Vodkka at the airporrt is yummy!

 

[stevek173]

That Arabs don't flush away their TP. They throw it in the trashcan. :yucky:

Puke

 

[Bread]

Russian Vodkka at the airporrt is yummy!

Man you got life by the balls. Fuckin' Blitty.

Blitty can we crash with you if we visit NYC?

 

[Blitty]

Yes for the millionth time, Brread.


Smoking down my duty-free carton in the smoking room while drinking an original Czech budweisser. total degen styleez.

 

[Bread]

Can I do drugs with you in a dark alley?

 

[Blitty]

They gave me a comp meal ticket for the delay. They have a TGi fridays here. You know I'm gettin those fuckin baby back ribs and shiit. More Russian coronas and vodka bitcch :grr:

Blahhhhhhhhhhh

 

[wal66]

Is there a Glory Hole cut in the stall? Is Blitty broke and trying to earn his way back home? Blitty we're all boys but if this is true, shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

 

[Blitty]

They gave me a comp meal ticket for the delay. They have a TGi fridays here. You know I'm gettin those fuckin baby back ribs and shiit. More Russian coronas and vodka bitcch

Blahhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Blitty]

Goddammit wally. I'm a nice poster these days, don't make me say something I will regretted

 

[Matty]

Bought a bunch of cheap mass produced souvenir junk, which I plan on giving to multiple lady acquaintances. They will think that they were the 'lone special girl' to get a gift. lol.

You are allowed to have about 4 wives in those countries. Pretty much every cabdriver I had, said that they preferred to have 1 wife and 2 donkeys instead.

 

[Blitty]

Boarding time = Xanax time.

Rayray and Mrs.X know what I'm talking aboot.

 

[wal66]

Blitty, you have been a nice poster and that was a cheap shot on my part. Made me laugh while typing though. I was gonna go with a play on Blity In The City is now Blitter In The Shitter but thought the glory hole was funnier.