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TEAM Building Zone for the poorly behaved

participants as follows: Bacon, FW Casper , Pucky IAG

$25 stake by me. No payment required from players. ....picks made in above order although if one player has a play they are crazy about, they may switch with another player.
Winning money will be reinvested in pseudo Martingale fashion and split at end of round, or continued as TEAM decides. One loss and we are done. NO criticism of picking poster for choice of, or losing picks or you will be disqualified from all future IAG sponsored zones.

Keep in mind I'm putting these in thru a shitty pph that doesn't have every option- ie., no mlb team totals or -1 run lines. Play whatever you want, whatever line you want (although pph doesn't offer anything usually ml -6 or so on hoops. Also I need a few hours notice to insure play gets in. FW can put plays in for me if I am not around to insure best number.

FW-you're up.

Let's do this. :megarock:
 
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Peanut Gallery = RR

if you lose, i am going to put your loser, that pick was awful (after the fact, of course), dart throwing ass on full blast... just keep that in mind... im not in the competition, so im allowed to do this, per the commissioners rules above :yes:

gl
 
RayRay
Peanut Gallery = RR

if you lose, i am going to put your loser, that pick was awful (after the fact, of course), dart throwing ass on full blast... just keep that in mind... im not in the competition, so im allowed to do this, per the commissioners rules above :yes:

gl
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good say

i want in on the peanut gallery
 
RayRay
Peanut Gallery = RR

if you lose, i am going to put your loser, that pick was awful (after the fact, of course), dart throwing ass on full blast... just keep that in mind... im not in the competition, so im allowed to do this, per the commissioners rules above :yes:

gl
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I miss the classic rx rr zones with Whale and Teddy....good times... I think there was only one that went all the way and they maybe split $1600...

Peanut gallery zone will follow the Well behaved poster zone. Kato is on the list for the WBPZ.
 
I hit on a girl with a boyfriend this morning. I didn't know it, but he's actually cool and wouldn't mess around on her so the ends justify the means. She flirted SO HARD and I still want to TEAR THAT SHIT UP but I don't need the posse after me I respect him and them. You all enjoy that $20 I got love even with clothes on that staredown shit is way better than porn. I felt like a trapped animal and it was fucking intoxicating. I don't think she will but if she does it again after my retarded self announced it to the whole fucking world my dick is going to explode and then my head.

If date girl cold shoulders me because there's something she's been meaning to tell me I'm gonna go fucking nuts. She specifically said yes to my request but STILL NO TEXT.

I guess that's bad?

Might have to go joke around with dreamkiller and set myself up with a soft ask just to watch her hit my ass right out of the fucking park. It's a fun game, if you don't think you're really going to get laid.

Yep, bad. Tsk tsk.

But I DIDN'T KNOW.

WHATEVER!
 
I'm suing her for.

I don't know.

No, I'm not. Can you sue for flirting and making someone masturbate to the thought of you?

Anyone know?

I'm suing for a stained shirt and a bruised ego.

Someone pick before me, please. I have to think and make a pick based on what you do. That whole situation was just so fucked up and I have to work. I flip her the $20 and her coworker said something nice about accepting it.

What. The. Fuck.

Stay away posse I didn't do shit, my old horny ass got WORKED. But don't stay away let's be friends, everyone's cool seriously. Love fo rizzle.

BOOM.

dizzle.

shizzle.

Laugh at me and give me a hug. Then throw that blonde/brunette or whatever the FUCK she or THEY are IF she is SINGLE. and DOESN'T have kids. Tell her not to talk over me and stomp off this time what the fuck is that anyway. Just cut the the chase and slap me I won't tell. What do YOU want. Tell me what I want. Or don't. Wait don't do it if date girl plays ball she could be as long term thing, seriously though she says only sport for now.

Saul good, yo.

Alright cool good talk.
 
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So what I said was:

You have to be single

You have to be female

No kids, unless you're going to keep them out of my life, sorry. I'm a dick but I am success oriented and won't give them the attention they seek and when I do I'll always want to be doing something else.

A good job helps.

B- and up, sorry.

You have to make me laugh, you have to be responsible and irresponsible between the lines when it's time to rock out.

You have to like the Kings of Leon. Sorry, you do. Otherwise you'll get sick of me talking about their songs real quick because I do play them and I'm a writer. We're like that.

You have to know how to control me when I get out of control, because I don't know how. If I need to be knocked out softly do it.

You have to be cool and enjoy cool shit.

You can fart so I can hear it but no smell.

You have to like seafood.

You can't be racist. You can't be dishonest.

You have to be a total fucking psycho but a stronger one than me mentally don't get any ideas Williams sisters.
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You have to enjoy alcohol alot BUT able to keep it out of your and my occupation and no driving drunk for either of us.

Weed's fine but not near me. I get paranoid.

You have to encourage my poker, rock but most importantly my job. I'm very good a poker but I don't buy in because I don't need to. Don't let me, no chasing only fun and cool shit. I'm going to drink hard on my music days and I'm going to get crazy because that's what us fucks do. Let me do it and let's see if we can take it somewhere cool. Don't forget though work is top priority and preparing for it is crucial which includes regular workouts.

You can't want my dick. No no - you need to NEED it, outside of work of course.

You need to be a freak in the sack. Surprise me. I've been bad and I need to be punished.

It helps if you can cook and clean and even like it because I only do it when I have to.

You need to own a sex dungeon whose only occupant is me outside of work.

Alright who's in.
 
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