Plommer has a terrible massage experience!

[betplom]

I'm back in the Falls and bored so I go to this heavily advertised massage joint in St Catharines.

I am greeted by a 60 something broad with bleach blond hair (to hide the gray?).

She shows me to the room and I ask her to see all the "girls" working today. She says there is only one other girl, so I ask to see her. The next broad shows up and is also in her 60's with bleach blond hair. I tell her I am not interested and she asks if I'm looking for someone younger - fuck these broads are sharp!
I say yes and she tells me they don't have any. I tell her thanks but no thanks and I'll go home and masturbate instead.

Plommer is 0 for St Catharines lifetime. I need a Toronto massage.

 

[Mudcat]

You are doing well to stay so calm. Many men could come away traumatized.

 

[betplom]

You are doing well to stay so calm. Many men could come away traumatized.

Muddy it was sad, these old broads should be playing with their great grand children, not giving handjobs to men young enough to be their grandsons.

 

[Mudcat]

There oughta be a law. I mean, I believe prostitution should be legal. But not for grammas with bleach blonde hair.

 

[betplom]

Muddy, I may be in luck.

I just found this site and the girls are available today.

http://glossypetzeroticservices.webstarts.com/ladies.html

 

[wal66]

Guys. you going about this the wrong way. What those ladies were doing should be a rally call for all older women out there. What better way to put to use the devastating effects of parkinson's disease than giving handjobs?

They could be sitting at home collecting disability but no, these ladies are out there earning a living and staying off the government tit. You don't have to give these women your patronage but you owe them your respect.

 

[RayRay]

im sorry, but what the fuck is this?

 

[Mudcat]

I'm getting a bad vibe about Leah.

The other two are not blowing me away - but I guess maybe you could dabble for a short period of time.

But Leah is definitely not working for me at all.

 

[betplom]

im sorry, but what the fuck is this?

Looks like the former home of a cock, no?

Ray, give her a call and inquire on behalf of gamelive.

905~324~2002

 

[RayRay]

i see the point of entry area, but does her slit go all the way up to her belly button....jaysus!

 

[Mudcat]

Perhaps she has a tattoo of some kind of garden weeding implement next to her lady parts

 

[Bread]

Robyn asked me to ask you if she licked the balls.

wtf?

 

[betplom]

Robyn asked me to ask you if she licked the balls.

wtf?

lol, Rubyn pays attention.

 

[Bread]

plummer i feel like i'm slipping. what's all this then?

plomber my head hurty.

 

[betplom]

Bread, if you paid attention like your wife you would know that the last woman to give me a blowjob licked my balls for 6 minutes until I popped.

Rubyn was referring to that.

 

[Bread]

aplommer i once long ago channeled my inner Victor Newman and said in a calm voice "lick my balls" to the girl on the swing set.


I was 21. Shit was surreal. She did it. It was nice.

 

[betplom]

aplommer i once long ago channeled my inner Victor Newman and said in a calm voice "lick my balls" to the girl on the swing set.


I was 21. Shit was surreal. She did it. It was nice.

Bread, I didn't have to say anything, all I did was grab my cock and pull it out of her mouth as I eased my testes towards her face.
She got the message.

Bread, having ones balls licked is one of lifes great pleasures.

Cuban girls do it without asking.

 

[Bread]

Do you like to get your anal gland licked?

Don't lie like you do a lot.