Pick Up lines

[Cami]

You be burger king, I'll be McDonald's, we can do it your way, and you'll be lovin it.

 

[roguejuror]

fok bk fok mcd can't accept $50 bills

 

[Cami]

 

[Cami]

Are you google, cause you have everything I'm looking for.



I made you a sammich.

 

[roguejuror]

I made you a sammich.

I don't get it.

 

[bacon]

you done w those fries?

 

[Cami]

I don't get it.

because they say the to a man's heart, is through his stomach!

 

[Cami]

you done w those fries?

No! back off, brah!

 

[bacon]

"do you know if they're hiring here?"

"can you give me a lift home?"

 

[PuckOff]

no, Cami, the way to a man's heart, is through his kok.

 

[Cami]

I have an elephant, you want to see it's trunk?

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Top Ten Pick Up Lines From GL Members

10. (Bacon) I don't know my 1,2,3s but with you all I see is a chance to ABC all night long.

9. (Matty) Forget the Pepsi challenge (pulls his dick out) take the Coke can challenge.

8. (IAG) I have a vagina

7. (Reno Cool) My cock is as fat as my wallet and I just hit a royal on that video poker machine over there.

6. (Blitty) You may have seen me in that movie "Blitty Does Merica".

5. (RJ) I can have you killed at moments notice. I advise you fellate now.

 

[bacon]

unreal

#8

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

4. (Housepicks) I fuck like I post...rapidly and a lot of content in short strokes.

3. (Tron) What if I told you I can make you money betting baseball...will you fuck me than?

2. (Cami) My BF is doing the ABC thing. I would like to do the P in the V thing. Whaddya say?

1. (Bread) fuck you bitch....no seriously fuck YOU bitch.

 

[Cami]

Well done Casper, well done. I love them all. POM there.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Well done Tron, well done. I love them all. POM there.

Casper is now Tron?

Man, I need to get out of the Best Bet thread more often

 

[roguejuror]

Good job Tron

 

[Cami]

Oops my bad. I fixed it.