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From a dyke.

I must say this is one of the only Craigslist ads I'm not interested in but yet find interesting.

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http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/ers/1726366900.html

I suspect Bateman may be interested in her service.
 
"I'm a dyke with a s t r a p - on.

I'll happily f u c k your ass with my 7''. Don't expect much else from me. ;)


150/hour


Booking now for Friday or Sunday night
!"

The way she wrote the ad makes you believe dudes will be lining up to see her.

Unreal.
 
Do we really want to know how YOU know this?

Maybe.

No big story but I am 42 so I was at the doctor's office getting the prostate exam from Dr. FreakishlyLongIndexFinger, yeah he's German, and after those couple of seconds, I could tell that jamming things up my ass just wasn't for me.
On the other hand, I begged the old lady for years to jam my wood in her ass and she was steadfast against it for around a decade until last year. As it turns out, I don't feel as good about it as I thought, and she actually enjoys being fudge packed with a side of clitoral stimulation, and at this point demands it at least a couple of times a month, so I guess to each his/her own.
 
If she ever comes down to Florida, I will tell her to give you a call. Maybe she can talk to Robyn, and ease any fear she may have. I have to tell you tho, it isn't as good as I thought it would be, and it isn't as bad as she thought it would be.