Operation: Make Steves look cool on Facebook

[stevek173]

That's right. It is pathetic. It is an autrocity. An embarrassment. I am doing it though.

This older woman I have been talking to and trying to get a date with asked me for my facebook. After work tonight I will be deleting everything silly or arguably guey form the past. I will put up a post something like "Yep still got it" referencing something awesome I did that never actually happened. I anyone wants to add a comment on this fictitious event you are more than welcome to. Awful? Yes. Who gives a shit.

Keep in mind she is very intelligent.

Doing it and expecting the worst.

 

[Bread]

Use the Herman-robot legs picture and say it's you :

 

[stevek173]

That picture is what initiated dialogue between us in the first place

I think I changed my mind though and am not changing a thing except the Bieber comment.

 

[Archie]

steve send her a duel pickle eating vid of you and your well cropped goatee from under-neath. that documents all your ceiling tiles.

don't be afraid to slip the tongue into the video when inserting the pickle

 

[Bread]

Do what everyone else does....take a picture of yourself in the mirror, puff out your chest and stick your hip way out to the side. Pucker your lips all sexy like but don't give away too much with your facial expressions. Remain an anomaly but appear inviting.

 

[senco78]

Do what everyone else does....take a picture of yourself in the mirror, puff out your chest and stick your hip way out to the side. Pucker your lips all sexy like but don't give away too much with your facial expressions. Remain an anomaly but appear inviting.

 

[stevek173]

Very good advice. I think I'll do both, thanks guys.