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So far so good! :clap:

8:00 am Get a football shaped drink
8:30 Craps table
9:00 ATM
9:30 Get a football shaped drink
10:00 Craps
11:00 Escorted out of casino for passing out at table
12:00 Bump into Loshak at The Plaza. Hit on some Midwestern fat chicks at bar.
12:05 Head to bathroom to wash the drink off my face
1:00 Bet on MLB game of the day
4:00 Head to counter to cash winning ticket. Shit. Lost it.
5:00 Head to room to get ready for bash dinner. Stop for football shaped drink on the way.
6:00 Go to bash dinner. No football shaped drinks. Shit.
6:05 Ask Paco for a refill. Oops.
7:00 Harass Bill Dozer.
8:00 Pass out for a minute. I'm good. I'm good.
9:00 Ask MonkeyF0cker for a good coke hookup. He says he'll be right back.
10:00 I don't think he's coming back. Fok.
11:00 Football shaped drink! Get picture with Elvis impersonator. Hunt for cheap hooker.
12:00 Discover Blitty's corpse in an alley.
1:00 Hit on Dance Girl. She totally wants me.
 
Can I get one in, just one?

Look for a horde of XXXXL pastel polo shirts.

Oh come on, it's funny.

:lol:

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I love everything about this photot so much.

Jim McMahon spiked hair
Popped collar
Old angry poker guy next to him
Bitch titty
Cards embroidery just so you know. He is a poker player
Dish of comped food
Accompanied by hand resting on a yet-to-be-satisfied belly

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ARGHGHGHGHGHH!!!

Pavy! Vegas Dave! The second guy from the right...is that the old angry coot at our table last year for the poker game who argued with the dealer and players about every single hand?!?!

:lmao:

:yesss:

He was sitting next to me. That's why I had to go all in very early. I'm surprised the dealer didn't kick him out. He looks like he lives for the bashes.