Nyjer Morgan

[Herman]

Quickly becoming my favorite baseball player of all time.

Has attempted to kill about 3 catchers in the past two weeks by running over them when there isn't even a play at the plate.

Chucked a ball into the stands at a heckler, received a 7 game suspension.

While currently appealing said suspension, has nearly killed a catcher by running into him, but only separating the catcher's shoulder instead.

Steals 2nd & 3rd base consecutively in an 11 run game.

Gets plunked once for stealing, and then a second time, in which he charges the mound.

Leaves field with his shirt hanging off of him, arms up, and yelling at the crowd.

FUCKING BALLER!!!!!!!!

 

[senco78]

 

[roguejuror]

 

[Polaroid]

And he has been given an 8 game ban, pretty pathetic - especially when all he did was react to being plunked (which may or may not have been intentional) and having the ball thrown behind him (which definitely was).

 

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