Nina I had to tell Matty about you saying you're going to shove a

[bacon]

wine bottle up his ass.

He said it had better be the good shit not the boxed shit.

I thought you should know.

 

[Matty]

lol

bacon is telling the truth nina

2008 barolo would do just fine

 

[Badnina]

you sure you don't want some fruity, sparkling stuff?

 

[Matty]

no, barolo please

you may have to drive to the big city to find some

sorry for the hassle

 

[Badnina]

*giggles*

big city

 

[Matty]

Where is the nearest big city? I can help you locate some decent Barolo to shove up my ass.

 

[bacon]

I really thought Matty would be more of a champagne guy for this for a few reasons

I'm a little let down

 

[Matty]

The largest city in Alabama is home to only 212k rednecks. I did not know that.

There is literally no big city in Alabama.

 

[Badnina]

LOL!!! And they are all related!!!


I am not that far from Birmingham

 

[Matty]

What the fuck is a package store?

 

[Badnina]

LOL!!! I guess where you buy packages is too obvious here huh?

 

[Matty]

As opposed to what? Unpackaged liquor?

 

[Matty]

Can't find Barolo anywhere. Alabama sounds fucking retarded.

 

[bacon]

You are very selective about what kind of wine goes up your ass

Everyone should be impressed

 

[Matty]

Just trying to anger Nina even more.

 

[Matty]

Gonna call the LCBO a paper bag store going forward.

 

[Badnina]

yes

 

[bacon]

wtf you two going on about?

when does bottle enter asshole is all I wanted to know.