NHL games this afternoon

[PuckOff]

Just wanted to give some of you NHL dudes a heads up that there are 7 afternoon/late afternoon games today.

Good luck!!!

 

[Bread]

Thanks piece of sushi guy!

 

[PuckOff]

Breadly,
I am sensing that you and I are "straying" outside of OUR comfort zone today. Let's play nice. OK dood???

 

[PuckOff]

Breadly,
Give me an "NHL" winna Pal.

 

[Blitty]

Pucky, I'm playing a little shimmy at central park today. My first outdoor skate eh! What you know aboot that?

 

[PuckOff]

Uuuuuum, it's called "shinny" Blitty, not "shimmy".

I know tons about outdoor skating/hockey. I grew up right next to a pond so I had access to ice 24/7 from Dec - Mar when I was a kid. Awesome days. I know of the rink in Central Park where you will be "playing a little shimmy." I wish I had of known about this Blitty. I would have caught a 2 hour flight and met with the fine folks at NHL head office to discuss a few proposals that are currently on the table. I could have taught you a few things or 3 and definitely would have talked you into cutting down your stick a few inches. Do you Yanks use inches??

May god bless you playing shimmy today Blitty. Please make a video of it.

 

[PuckOff]

Blit,

Are you going to get me in a few games this season? Have you discussed this with your GM/teammates?

 

[betplom]

Shimmy:

A shimmy is a dance move in which the body is held still, except for the shoulders, which are alternated back and forth. When the right shoulder goes back, the left one comes forward. It may help to hold the arms out slightly bent at the elbow, and when the shoulders are moved, keep the hands in the same position.

 

[wal66]

Hey, Puchster whatcha think about these?

NHL:
Chicago/Anaheim UNDER 5.5 (+105)
Montreal/Atlanta OVER 5.5 (+100)
San Jose/Vancouver OVER 5.5 (-120)

 

[PuckOff]

Puchster??? Of fuck, Plommer, the grammar and spelling cop, is rubbing off on me.

Just messing with you Waldo!!!

I'd actually take the Over on the Chi/Ana game.

 

[PuckOff]

Plommer,

Would you fuck that one in the video?

 

[betplom]

Plommer,

Would you fuck that one in the video?

Puckaaaay, you have known me almost 5 years on the forums and you have to ask this?

The answer is obvious, yes, I would, depending on what she charges.

 

[PuckOff]

You'd actually pay to fuck that fat pig? Good lord man. Have you gone fucking mad?

 

[betplom]

You'd actually pay to fuck that fat pig? Good lord man. Have you gone fucking mad?

Puckaaaay, you have known me almost 5 years on the forums and you have to ask this?

 

[PuckOff]

I know you have gone mad, but paying to fuck a fatty like that is disturbing. She's a fucking 6 at best Plommer.

 

[betplom]

I know you have gone mad, but paying to fuck a fatty like that is disturbing. She's a fucking 6 at best Plommer.

Get fucking real pal, darkness is the great equalizer.

 

[reno cool]

she glides pretty smooth on that floor.

I got action on all the games today. :

 

[Bread]

Breadly,
I am sensing that you and I are "straying" outside of OUR comfort zone today. Let's play nice. OK dood???

Sorry, Buster Brown.