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Drama Moobs Your Mom
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You guys are a deserving bunch. Here are some awards I am handing out to the fellow posters.
Best picture....of a cock This award goes to Archie because his paper towel roll gives the impression he is hung like a baby moose. I like his use of CGI and the cinematography evokes emotion.
Best supporting wingman This award goes to Blitty for fucking the girl before the other guy to make sure she is acceptable for public consumption. Without him, many men would be sticking their dicks into girls that may not make the grade vagina wise.
Best Soundtrack This goes to Steve. His voice in his videos make me think of the days at the rodeo when me and papa would tie down the sheep and do things I probably shouldn't mention. i also approve of his You Tube picks as well.
Best Actress Caligirl. If anyone knows how to play a girl so convincingly, it is her. I have never masturbated to someone that has balls and a slick shaft until this month.
Best Set Design Also Caligirl. her set is very well designed. Her clothing choices (or lack of) make for a visual feast. I go all yummer when I see those breasts!!
Best Foreign Film Teamer and Matty tie for this one. neither one have made a video that I have seen, but I can imagine if they did, it would be "glorious". I like to think of these two as the Matt Damon and the Ben Affleck of the North.
Lifetime Achievement Award Bread wins for his portrayal of Mel Gibson on a daily basis. He won the award before his renactment of the Vietnamese in Platoon, but that put it over the top.
Maybe more later.
Best picture....of a cock This award goes to Archie because his paper towel roll gives the impression he is hung like a baby moose. I like his use of CGI and the cinematography evokes emotion.
Best supporting wingman This award goes to Blitty for fucking the girl before the other guy to make sure she is acceptable for public consumption. Without him, many men would be sticking their dicks into girls that may not make the grade vagina wise.
Best Soundtrack This goes to Steve. His voice in his videos make me think of the days at the rodeo when me and papa would tie down the sheep and do things I probably shouldn't mention. i also approve of his You Tube picks as well.
Best Actress Caligirl. If anyone knows how to play a girl so convincingly, it is her. I have never masturbated to someone that has balls and a slick shaft until this month.
Best Set Design Also Caligirl. her set is very well designed. Her clothing choices (or lack of) make for a visual feast. I go all yummer when I see those breasts!!
Best Foreign Film Teamer and Matty tie for this one. neither one have made a video that I have seen, but I can imagine if they did, it would be "glorious". I like to think of these two as the Matt Damon and the Ben Affleck of the North.
Lifetime Achievement Award Bread wins for his portrayal of Mel Gibson on a daily basis. He won the award before his renactment of the Vietnamese in Platoon, but that put it over the top.
Maybe more later.