My lazy and weird Asian neighbour last night

[PuckOff]

The guy stands out on the sidewalk yelling at my house for his son to go home. I don't get it. He can't walk to the front door which is 30 feet away, ring the doorbell or knock on the door and ax for him. He can't even call over on the phone and ax for us to send him home. I don't get him. I seriously think he's has some sort of mental condition. People really are dumb and lazy.

 

[bacon]

It sounds like he's afraid of you. Did you scare him?

FYI don't get the wrong idea, I'm not axing you out, we went down that road and it didn't work out. I want to know if you scared your neighbor or not.

 

[PuckOff]

We actually never once went "down that road" so let me know if you're open to giving it a try.

No I never scared him. I'm very helpful towards his family. I do have a soft spot for them. He's just weird. Really weird. He's a weirdo. I think he's a Chinese spy and I'm not joking. He's introverted on purpose. Because he doesn't want to blow his cover.

 

[bacon]

He does sound very strange. I could see not coming to the door if he wasn't feeling well or something but why not just call or text? I don't follow either man, guy sounds like a freak and should maybe be introduced to Matty's neighbor.

 

[PuckOff]

I think Machu's neighbour is bound to kill a male person. Man or child. I hope Machu is careful around her. That video of her was spooky. Did you ever view it?

 

[bacon]

I did. It sounds like she is all talk and no walk but I wouldn't want to be around the talk.

 

[PuckOff]

Hey BB, just curious, are you excited for the start of NHL season and the Flyers upcoming season?

 

[bacon]

Not so much man. I've been in the dumps since the Cami break up, it sucks. That's life though. When it starts up I'm sure I'll enjoy it enough though I don't expect much from them.

 

[PuckOff]

BB, cheer up man. Seriously. When one door closes another one is ready to be opened or will open. Get out there and strut your stuff.

 

[bacon]

 

[Blitty]

Bacon, I'm at a Wendy's in Washington PA.

These people are real backwoods freaks. The cashier is named Misty.

It's almost as bad as Hamilton here. Almost.

 

[bacon]

That area sucks but be glad it's not midwinter snow time man. I have gotten stuck in a blizzard in that area.

Tell Misty to text it.

 

[bacon]

I called Racetrack Rd and asked for Misty, no Misty there.

You must be at W Chestnut, the line is busy. I'll get Misty then I'll ask for you.

 

[bacon]

Still busy

It can't take Blitty too long to consume Wendy's, bastards must have the phone off the hook for lunch time

 

[bacon]

Alright still busy, I give up. You and Misty both catch a break. You must be out of there by now.

Safe travels.

 

[Blitty]

Lololol

 

[Blitty]

For some reason the radio options suck balls in Pennsylvania but are awesome in Ohio

 

[Blitty]

Yinz is a word they use in West Virginia

'What are Yinz doing'