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Muhammad Ali

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MonkeyF0cker

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I guess I'm in a storytelling mode tonight... Anyway. Leaving the MGM poker room this morning at around 6:30AM, there is this loud scream on the other side of the Centrifuge bar followed by an intermittent array of grunting noises. Being curious and on my way to my car in the New York, New York parking lot anyway, I walk over there to check it out. A 50-something black man, about 6'1" 240 lbs., is surrounded (at a distance) by two redcoats (MGM security). He's dancing around like he's in a boxing ring; grunting as he throws air punches. This goes on for about a minute before he starts screaming "I'm Muhammad Ali" while continuing to dance the ring and throw fists. The two security guards continue to circle around him while he dances his way into the Rainforest Cafe. A host of the restaurant sits there watching him in disbelief as he approaches. One more, "I'm Muhammad Ali" and WHACK! the host gets a right hook directly to the left cheek. The two security guards get on their radios again and alert whoever is listening that he committed assault but did absolutely nothing about it.

I didn't stay there long enough to watch the rest since I was tired, but I couldn't believe that those two security guards didn't do a thing about it. I guess they needed backup against the champ.
 
With all seriousness, would this imposter dude, if deemed sane, get any type of jail time for this? If so, how much time would he get for something like this in America/Nevada? I really am curious.

Not sure. He's probably going to get a psychological evaluation first I would imagine. I think it depends how many previous offenses he has...

They just let something like 100 people out of one of the jails here because of overcrowding. So who knows.