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Mrs. X throws down some science.

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Oh man this video was great for sooo many reasons. Here is just one of them.

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That video...there are a few things wrong....

One Mr. X doesn't know how to a mow a lawn in a manner that makes it look good. Two....the lawn is WAY TOO long...mow more often.

I am kinda anal about the mowing thing.
 
That video...there are a few things wrong....

One Mr. X doesn't know how to a mow a lawn in a manner that makes it look good. Two....the lawn is WAY TOO long...mow more often.

I am kinda anal about the mowing thing.

Yeah, we've had some conversations about grass length. Mowing the lawn was the one thing Sr. X promised to take care of when we bought the house. The problem is, I think scientist aren't really good at keeping up with lawn maintenance. Fortunately, he's a successful scientist so if this whole lawn mowing thing isn't working out, I think we might get a lawn service.
 
Yeah, we've had some conversations about grass length. Mowing the lawn was the one thing Sr. X promised to take care of when we bought the house. The problem is, I think scientist aren't really good at keeping up with lawn maintenance. Fortunately, he's a successful scientist so if this whole lawn mowing thing isn't working out, I think we might get a lawn service.

If you substitute any lawn mowing references with "servicing Mrs X" and "bought the house" with "got married" then that post takes on a whole new meaning.
 
Mrs.X

Mrs.X my ex was a gluten free chick

Mrs.X it wasn't easy being married to a gluten free chick.

Mrs.X I spent many a night in Whole Foods in search of gluten free cookies.

Mrs.X

I feel ALOT better when I follow the diet. I take care of the food, so I don't think it's that hard for him, but you'd have to ask Mr. X.

Mr. X has not spent any time at Whole Foods searching for gluten free anything. There are men out there that would do these things?

I think I'm doing troubles with this post.