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Mr. Assassin, I have asked you many questions today about your motivation and regardless of how I asked the question or how many different questions I came up with you kept a cool head and provided a fair answer.

I respect that and have decided I could use your special tactics to right a wrong that I unfortunately suffered. I realize my situation is a bit different and much time has passed but I truly believe as passionate as you appear to be you are the man for the job.

In 6th grade Lisa Ann Miller promised to kiss me if I let her copy my homework. She said it would be after lunch when we were heading back to class. I gave little Lisa my homework Mr. Assassin and Lying Lisa didnt give me my kiss. I was but the first to suffer a false promise from Lying Lisa, Billy Walters built her woodshop project in which she received a A+ for on the promise of getting to see up her skirt after gym class. A couple years later Lying Lisa struck again. This time she promised Joey Hesters that is he got a limo for her and her friends that she would let him lose his virginity after the prom.

Lying Lisa Ann Miller scammed us all Mr. Assassin and even though we lost touch I can assure you a leopard doesnt change her stripes. She is most likely still out running hustle on many unsuspecting marks.

Please Mr. Assassin take on this task. Not just for myself but for all the fat 6th graders out there who will be taken advantage of by their own Lying Lisa Ann Miller.
 
wal66
Mr. Assassin, I have asked you many questions today about your motivation and regardless of how I asked the question or how many different questions I came up with you kept a cool head and provided a fair answer.

I respect that and have decided I could use your special tactics to right a wrong that I unfortunately suffered. I realize my situation is a bit different and much time has passed but I truly believe as passionate as you appear to be you are the man for the job.

In 6th grade Lisa Ann Miller promised to kiss me if I let her copy my homework. She said it would be after lunch when we were heading back to class. I gave little Lisa my homework Mr. Assassin and Lying Lisa didn’t give me my kiss. I was but the first to suffer a false promise from Lying Lisa, Billy Walters built her woodshop project in which she received a A+ for on the promise of getting to see up her skirt after gym class. A couple years later Lying Lisa struck again. This time she promised Joey Hesters that is he got a limo for her and her friends that she would let him lose his virginity after the prom.

Lying Lisa Ann Miller scammed us all Mr. Assassin and even though we lost touch I can assure you a leopard doesn’t change her stripes. She is most likely still out running hustle on many unsuspecting marks.

Please Mr. Assassin take on this task. Not just for myself but for all the fat 6th graders out there who will be taken advantage of by their own Lying Lisa Ann Miller.
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I take it the drinking began! :) Sorry to hear about your trouble with Lisa. Perhaps your next girlfriend will have a sympathetic ear and will give you an extra kiss for your sorrows.
 
I never drink Mr. Assassin. I see you do have a cynical side after all. You casually assume my 30 year later still broken heart and sense of betrayal is due to alcohol? Mr Assassin that's just cold blooded. I am a deeply scared alcohol free drug free emotionally scared wreck and it's all due to this Lying Lisa.
 
wal66
I never drink Mr. Assassin. I see you do have a cynical side after all. You casually assume my 30 year later still broken heart and sense of betrayal is due to alcohol? Mr Assassin that's just cold blooded. I am a deeply scared alcohol free drug free emotionally scared wreck and it's all due to this Lying Lisa.
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Actually I assumed drinking brought out the playfulness in you which lead to this satirical post. But you know what they say about making assumptions...
 
Robyn
Shari, did you debunk yet another scam????
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I'm not quite sure yet Robyn, but if I did I'm jacking my number back up to 006 immediately.

Wally: How could you possibly expect Ms Miller to change her stripes if she is in fact a leopard and therefore by very definition of her species never had stripes in the first place?
 
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