Matty the barteneder

[fiveteamer]

Remember?

I would eat her shit maki

Mmm, sushi.

 

[roguejuror]

 

[Matty]

She was decent. Trying too hard with the visible boobage but still decent.

Fiver dry-humped my bed last night.

 

[roguejuror]

Hi Nicole

 

[Fu Manchu]

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

I never understood dry humping. had a girl dry hump my leg once. that was interesting. I just never dry humped anything.

 

[Matty]

First GF and I dry-humped daily for about a week before I found the courage to go buy condoms.

She was a dancer, tight tight tight 16-year-old body.

Oh my.

 

[fiveteamer]

Another fail by me

 

[roguejuror]

 

[Matty]

?

I enjoyed watching.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Another fail by me

How do you fail dry humping a bed? Did the mattress call rape at the end of the night? Did the makers of Sealy or Posturpedic come knocking at your door?

 

[Cougar Bait]

Man I used to have dick scars from dry humping when I was a super young Cougar and would just do anything to get near some action. Obviously me begin this damn horny is genetic.

 

[Bread]

Another fail by me

I don't see it.

 

[roguejuror]

Me neither.

 

[fiveteamer]

One of you niggers are being fucking idiots

 

[kato]

Man I used to have dick scars from dry humping when I was a super young Cougar and would just do anything to get near some action. Obviously me begin this damn horny is genetic.

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