Matty got a dog and he didn't tell us

[roguejuror]

Looks like a boxer?

 

[Tron]

I’m not a HUGH dog person but Boxers are GREAT

 

[Matty]

That's not my dog, nor is it my wife (sister-in-law).

This adorable boxer mix belongs to wifey's distant cousin's new boyfriend who's a tall, 40-something comic book nerd type. We gave them a ride to the cottage (neither of them drives) and the first thing he did to try and bond with us was show us pics of his crystal and mineral collection, on his phone.

Okay!

The doggie was awesome, so sweet and well-behaved.

 

[roguejuror]

the first thing he did to try and bond with us was show us pics of his crystal and mineral collection, on his phone.

I bet you his picking rocks from the lake

 

[Blitty]

The doggie was awesome, so sweet and well-behaved.

Was that a calm strike at brooks being unruly and feral like when you met him?

Marty smacked the poor pup in the muzzle 😓

 

[Vegas Dave]

Was that a calm strike at brooks being unruly and feral like?

Marty smacked the poor pup in the muzzle when he saw him 😓

Wow this is not Poster of the Year behavior!!

 

[Matty]

I can change.

I bet you his picking rocks from the lake

He forced his GF to join him at the "crystal and mineral show." Shit's legit. I didn't see him deface the lake.

He's aight. We've all got our quirks.

I bought JL a $100 megaladon tooth which is certainly within the same realm of nerdiness.

Actually, fuck that, megalodon teeth are 10 times cooler.

 

[Matty]

Wifey's cousin in a few years

 

[Blitty]

That’s an expensive toof

Pic?

 

[Matty]

The thing is about 16 million years old. Not a typo.

 

[roguejuror]

The thing is about 16 million years old.

or made in china

 

[Matty]

Got it here: https://www.fossilera.com/fossils-for-sale/fossil-megalodon-teeth

These things are extremely common/easily found on river beds. They only start to get expensive around the 4" mark, which is what I got.

 

[tullamore]

Got it here: https://www.fossilera.com/fossils-for-sale/fossil-megalodon-teeth

These things are extremely common/easily found on river beds. They only start to get expensive around the 4" mark, which is what I got.

From what I’ve seen you have more than 4 inches.

 

[MrMonkey]

And I thought Matty's accent would be the weirdest thing about him. Hopefully JL takes after the mom!

 

[Matty]

From what I’ve seen you have more than 4 inches.

 

[MrMonkey]

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Are those retro Chuck Taylor's you wearing?

 

[roguejuror]

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this gif is in reply to MrMonkey or tully?

 

[Matty]

Are those retro Chuck Taylor's you wearing?

Jack Purcells

Threw them in the trash last night, they had holes in them

Got new Vans