Man warms truck too long and makes me VARY VARY angry

[stevek173]

There is a parking lot next to my house. This idiot warms his truck for 40 minutes MINIMUM every fucking day at least once. He is short fat and bald and his red headed wife is ugly. The truck is loud and it is really annoying. I was just reading an article the other day on how this is actually bad for your car but it's not like I am going to go up to a stranger and tell him that. I might have to punch him int he neck and throw his keys.

Vary vary ANGRY.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

What you should do is stand next to his tailpipe with a grilling stick and smores. When he comes out of his house, and asks you what you are doing, tell him you had 40 minutes to kill and wanted to have a campfire.

 

[fiveteamer]

Used to have a guy do this a few years ago. We were on the 18th floor and it would wake up up, that's how loud this pos truck was. He would just warm it up and run it all the time.

 

[stevek173]

Casper I will consider that. Fiver there is clearly something wrong with the truck. He warms it up and it dies off by itself. I hope it does this in a vary vary rural area and he meets some inbreds who think he has a purdy mouth. I hope they rape his wife in front of him.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

I don't think his wife being raped in front of him is going to bother him. It takes him 45 minutes just to warm up his car for christ sakes! I bet his ugly red headed wife is always yelling at him for the amount of time it gets him to get "warmed up" a good quick fucking would probably shut her up. ( I do not condone or promote rape in any way)

 

[Matty]

Casper I will consider that. Fiver there is clearly something wrong with the truck. He warms it up and it dies off by itself. I hope it does this in a vary vary rural area and he meets some inbreds who think he has a purdy mouth. I hope they rape his wife in front of him.

So you're saying that he's safe as long as he stays in very urban, peaceful Clymer.

 

[stevek173]

Very very good point Casper. And Matt I guess I am, I mean he keeps doing. it every day so he must be staying safe. I think next time I puke it will be on his truck possibly. Could I get in trouble for that?

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Steve, I saw a CSI Miami episode where a guy gets arrested through his puke DNA. I recommend you get dog poop and put that on his car. They don't arrest dogs for that offense.

 

[stevek173]

Ah ty Casper. Can you imagine the overhead that goes into tracking someone down by their puke? I will keep my eyes peeled for some dog puke, ty. I will put it on the passenger side handle so the ugly wife gets it and gets him all pissed off. Casper this will make a decent video I predict.

 

[Archie]

waste of gas, and waste of anger for Stevies. You need to keep that anger intense and laser like focused, where it it most needs to be

 

[stevek173]

waste of gas, and waste of anger for Stevies. You need to keep that anger intense and laser like focused, where it it most needs to be

Right right and let it go at just the right time, I hear you...can't be spewing it everywhere

 

[Clint]

Clog his tail pipe with some rags.

 

[stevek173]

Clog his tail pipe with some rags.

I thought about a banana

 

[senco78]

I warm mine up in the morning also. have a remote start so I can start it from inside the cozy house.
it shuts off after 15 minutes though. dont mind wasting the little bit of gas to go sit in a warm truck in the morning

 

[stevek173]

I warm mine up in the morning also. have a remote start so I can start it from inside the cozy house.
it shuts off after 15 minutes though. dont mind wasting the little bit of gas to go sit in a warm truck in the morning

I do 10-15 as well, which is normal. 45 minutes to an hour is just whacko.

 

[stevek173]

It's really become a little bit of a guage of my mood on a given day. I felt pretty chill today I am working my ass off and my bonus for a great month is imminent.

However I was just on the phone with a client and there was that rockus engine.

Now I am fuming.

Just like that.

Something is going to have to give here.

I am Jack's bile duct.

 

[stevek173]

Update - I went to take my trash to the curb. He happened to be pulling out exactly as I did. I blatantly gave him a vary vary angry stare. He has a confederate flag sticker on his bumper. This could go places.

 

[Archie]

oh gosh, I remember big pickups in PA that had confederate flag bumper stickers, or stickers on their windows.


fukin hilarious.

except most of them have guns, so its not so funny anymore