Man At Park!

[Cougar Bait]

Man Caught with Pants Down and an Armless Mannequin in Public Park
According to the Kanawha County Sheriff's Department, 61-year-old Eddie M. Campbell from Belle was caught at Booker T. Washington Memorial Park in Malden with his shirt off and his pants around his ankles.
Posted: 8:37 PM Aug 8, 2010
Reporter: Hanna Francis
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Font Size: KANAWHA COUNTY, W.Va. (WSAZ) -- A man is behind bars for committing "lewd acts" with a mannequin in a public park Sunday morning.

According to the Kanawha County Sheriff's Department, 61-year-old Eddie M. Campbell from Belle was caught at Booker T. Washington Memorial Park in Malden with his shirt off and his pants around his ankles.

Deputies say Campbell was sitting on a park bench with an armless mannequin on his lap, holding it with one hand -- pleasuring himself with the other.

When the deputy identified himself, Campbell stopped, pushed the mannequin off him and pulled his pants up.

All of this happened in a residential area and close to a church, according to Deputies.

Campbell has been charged with indecent exposure. He gave up his right to have an attorney represent him during arraignment

Campbell is in the South Central Jail on a $2,500 cash only bond.

 

[roguejuror]

Booker T. Washington parks are always fun

 

[Cougar Bait]

I think the strangest part is the mannequin was armless

WTF?

 

[roguejuror]

a good percentage of the mannequins are armless at the stores i would guess