LMAO

[MonkeyF0cker]

Jesus Christ. You wanna hear about incompetence in bookmaking?

Cal-Neva hangs a line for the Nats/Marlins total of 8.5 +125/-105. I bet the over for $600 hoping that it won't need to get approved. But it does. The ticket writer sits there for a few minutes. Meanwhile, I'm thinking I just fucked myself. He says, "Hmm. That's weird. It's coming up unavailable." I'm thinking, "Not really. Shit."

30 seconds later...

"There it comes..."

LOL. How do they approve that?!?!? LMAO.

 

[Matty]

Maybe they just went "meh, let him have it." Then again, maybe not. Shoulda tried betting both.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Heh. Really. Now I wish I would have put 2 dimes on it. Oh well.

 

[fiveteamer]

MF taking shots, not cool:down:

 

[rito]

They have some real smart people working at sportsbooks.

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Really, you want to give me more money? Ok.

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More free money? OK. I'm up over 50k at each of these books.

 

[rito]

Both of those groups of books are letting you buy on and off the 3 in the NFL preseason for 10cents each.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

LOL. Nice, durito.

Matty, I could go scalp it next door at +105, but I'll be letting it ride.

 

[rjt721]

Are they going to start this game?