Matty
Calorie Smart Human
- Since
- Jan 26, 2010
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It's touching to go back in time and witness the birth of a friendship based on a deep mutual respect and understanding:
sbr is a great confidence booster
It is amazing how i look around and realize how lucky i am. We got guys making friends with animals, others with severe problems that i will not mention as to not call anyone out, etc.
Also the overall intelligence level on here elevates me to the top. It is great knowing that this is the type of people i will be competing against for jobs, etc.
Thank you sbr for making me realize how great i am.
Yeah Onner, you're head and shoulders above the rest of us. After 22 years on the planet, the only person who's ever shown any interest in touching your dinger is ME! Now whether you're horribly unattractive, have a repugnant personality, or are truly asexual, it still leaves you many rungs behind even the average poster on this site. We're all messed up, but you're the only one living in his parents' basement after college, making minimum wage, and playing Rock Band in his socks and boxer shorts.
Let's not forget that the Border Patrol still hasn't even gotten started on your background check. I collect Webkinz (see photo) and you haven't even eclipsed my achievements, young man. Next time come strong or don't come at all.
I have no clue why my relationships with females was brought up in that post, and the fact that I'm supposedly "rungs behind the average poster" is laughable. I guess those thoughts are biased due to me being "mean" for not considering a gay lifestyle, which did give me a good laugh, however.
