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My closet looks like I dress like an Amish redneck right now. Lots of black and 6 pairs of jeans.

I’ve put on some weight, so I haven’t been buying clothing I would normally buy. That and I’m too broke to buy clothes.

Underwear, I own 9 pairs. I just counted.

Dress shoes 4 pairs. Sneakers 2 pairs.

5 hoodies.

I do have a cologne fetish which isn’t actually clothing, but I’ll throw that out there also.

Oh, I also own a full size elf costume.


Please tell me you fuckers dress as poorly as me.
 
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My closet looks like I dress like an Amish redneck right now. Lots of black and 6 pairs of jeans.

I’ve put on some weight, so I haven’t been buying clothing I would normally buy. That and I’m too broke to buy clothes.

Underwear, I own 9 pairs. I just counted.

Dress shoes 4 pairs. Sneakers 2 pairs.

5 hoodies.

I do have a cologne fetish which isn’t actually clothing, but I’ll throw that out there also.

Oh, I also own a full size elf costume.


Please tell me you fuckers dress as poorly as me.
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Sounds like my closet, outside of the elf suit. I HATE clothes shopping.
 
Since I ruined my khakis with quesadilla grease I now have one pair of black jeans that I wear every day and I have six Amazon Essentials collared shirts that I rotate between, with a pair of sneakers and a pair of H&M boots. I have three pairs of boxer shorts and a pair of sweatpants and five pairs of black Sox, and a London Fog coat. That's my fashion. Winning.
 
Right now I mostly wear motorcycle t-shirts I got for free (or bought at cost+10%) at work, and the same 3-4 pairs of $30 Old Navy jeans that I replace when they get too ratty-looking. Rotate between Converse and Dr. Martens for footwear, and I buy sporty boxer briefs in 4- and 5-packs at those discount outlet stores (Winners/Marshalls up here in Canadaland).

Probably spend $250 a year on average.

We poor.
 
I have entirely too many clothes and shoes. Probably haven’t worn many of them for years. But, yes the Good Will store have fantastic bargains.

There used to be a “Red, White & Blue” store around here. Not sure if that’s a thing anymore? 🤔

Cole Haan, Asics and New Balance are my favorites. Also, Saucony…
 
The Amish are such an interesting and intriguing group of people.

They make great furniture and pies.

About Amish; Obviously, I can’t stay in touch, but I had a friend here that would drive up way beyond Pittsburgh to get them. They’re very hard workers and know what the fukk they’re doing. No nonsense. I drove them back home several times. It’s such an interesting way of life. I bought them whatever they wanted from the biggest convenience store / gas station. They were so fukking happy !! They got many interesting looks, but they obviously didn’t care ! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
 
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