Let’s talk Bidets

[Blitty]

I recently got this Serenity A8 on sale at Costco:

A8 Serenity Bidet Seat

A8 Serenity Advanced Bidet toilet seat. A8, bidet, toiet, electric bidet, BioBidet, Bio Bidet, USPA. heated toilet seat, bidets, toilet. Serenity

biobidet.com

Who else is living in the year 3020 with me?


Who out there is still a primitive disgusting paper wiper?

 

[Tron]

Want one for sure but waiting until after I move. Bidet’s are the sharp play.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

One of my followers on Twitter picked up one of these about two months ago. He swears by it.

I use Dude Wipes. I’m good.

 

[MrMonkey]

Just saw the video and still slightly confusaed, so is this same kind of device ..... starts with "B" that squirts water on your ass? Looking at the price probably like 10X better than the "B" thing?

 

[Boner_18]

I use a smooth stone to spare mother earth from your terrible waste.

 

[Blitty]

 

[MrMonkey]

Who else is living in the year 3020 with me?
Mentally, you will always be 100 years ahead of me!

Who out there is still a primitive disgusting paper wiper?

Blitty, dingleberry free tissue!

 

[Blitty]

Just saw the video and still slightly confusaed, so is this same kind of device ..... starts with "B" that squirts water on your ass? Looking at the price probably like 10X better than the "B" thing?

No idea what your talking about, like usual

 

[stevek]

Added to shopping list as funds accumulate, ty

 

[MrMonkey]

No idea what your talking about, like usual

Didn't know this was the pronunciation!

Same thing, my bad! My son has one of these but not a sophisticated one like yours that cost $599! Tried it last summer and wasn't a fan! Cold water hitting my ass doesn't do the trick! Guess I'm a total Floridian now!

 

[Matty]

French word

 

[Blitty]

Didn't know this was the pronunciation!

Same thing, my bad! My son has one of these but not a sophisticated one like yours that cost $599! Tried it last summer and wasn't a fan! Cold water hitting my ass doesn't do the trick! Guess I'm a total Floridian now!

Mine has warm water.

Warm seat.

Aerate and massage spray.

Warm fan dry.