Just Got Very Lucky During Sexual Experience

[Cougar Bait]

Okay so me and my girl do this thing after she's done getting hers where she rides me and before I climax I tell her and she jumps off and finishes it with her hand. She's not a fan of the junk so it usually works out. On the bed if it falls that way or my belly or whatever. Anyway, so this time she does it and as it's happening I am seeing my own semen flying at me. She must have turned her wrist and the end or something. I moved my face about a tenth of a second before otherwise I would have swallowed my own junk. See, my mouth was open from the pleasure. Luckily the light was on in the next room otherwise I wouldn't even had seen it. It hit me square in the right cheek and fell innocently down my face.

As bad as it was, it could have been much worse.

I can't believe I got my own facial. :cougarbait:

 

[Tron]

Great story Coug.

After the first sentence I was like "meh this is going nowhere" and by the third sentence I was totally at the edge of my seat.

 

[Fu Manchu]

 

[Hawk]

I say she deliberately bent your cock towards your face as she felt the pressure of the load to give you a taste of your own medicine. "Does he spit or swallow, we shall soon find out..."

 

[Cougar Bait]

Hawk good in theory but she's not vindictive

I have to go to bed after that release and near miss

I am afraid what this thread might look like tomorrow morning

 

[pally]

unfukinreal

but the truth is cougie you should remember your lucky just to get laid

a lot of guys dont and it is a bad scene that you maybe couldnt even imagine unless you went through it yourself

we are talking YEARS here cougie. yes it happens for real

you are a lucky man cougie she does not seem like it was on purpose

she sounds like a lovely woman

lets see some pics bro

 

[pally]

wow i just "re-enacted" the scene here in my chair. obviously just imagining the junk.

that would have been bad

the psychological damage from something like that can linger

you are lucky

 

[InTheHole]

wow...action oriented...glad you saved yourself

 

[Matty]

That is a 6-star thread if I ever saw one. I've had a couple of close calls in the past but never a self-facial.

Cougar trade up for a girl who swallows. Cougar calm your storm though or you'll choke a swallowing girl to death with your super soaker.

 

[Tron]

wow i just "re-enacted" the scene here in my chair. obviously just imagining the junk.

that would have been bad

the psychological damage from something like that can linger

you are lucky

 

[InTheHole]

I am just not that powerful....only the fittest survive in this game and cougar is packing some heat behind that punch.

 

[Tron]

I thought this was a gambling forum? The fuck?

 

[roguejuror]

pics or ban

 

[Herman]

wow guey

 

[Polaroid]

wow guey

I think you mean "wow, gooey".

 

[reno cool]

this thread has a misleading title. Should say almost got unlucky not got lucky.

and anyway big deal.

 

[Cougar Bait]

RJ wants pics of my facial...

Bread, this is your job

Pally maybe I should wear a burka during sex

 

[Bread]

Once again, proving that we are easily the gayest forum on the interwebz. And that's WITHOUT Scholar posting here.

Wow we are some gay motherfuckers. Ass/ball photots. Self-facials. Polaroid.

Holy shit.