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Not really jail, I just spent the weekend there until I got my bail hearing. I spent forty eight hours in various levels of "the slammer", all because I decided to risk getting picked up for a warrant because I wanted to slap this bitches ass , then all of the sudden the strip club security guys were on me , and I bottled the bitch over the head.
Through the time I spent in jail I:
This is all I would like to announce to you all. Now that I have experienced life as a bad ass jail inmate I feel like I have the authority to gloat about it . Don't you wish you were as bad as me? How many times have you stabbed a nigger with a toothbrush? zero? thought so. I'm so bad that I had tea and shared some of my cookies with a pedophile, boo ya! (This was copied/pasted from another site)
Through the time I spent in jail I:
- Joined the Aryan skinheads
- Stabbed a nigger with a toothbrush
- spooked one of the jail guards with my gangster glare
- Had tea with a pedophile
- Participated in a game of bridge
- Played checkers with a guy who strangled and raped a bitch
- Flushed the toilet after lights out, coz no one can fuck with me big time gangster
- Started a Nazi musical based on Hitlers life preformed by the Aryan brotherhood and my gang and preformed it for all the niggers , and finished it by stabbing the niggers with toothbrushes.
This is all I would like to announce to you all. Now that I have experienced life as a bad ass jail inmate I feel like I have the authority to gloat about it . Don't you wish you were as bad as me? How many times have you stabbed a nigger with a toothbrush? zero? thought so. I'm so bad that I had tea and shared some of my cookies with a pedophile, boo ya! (This was copied/pasted from another site)
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