Joe the Homeless Millenial

[Matty]

Guy pulls mad trim, or so he claims

 

[bacon]

Well that's one approach, good thing he fits the hairwax time in

 

[Matty]

First thought: so that's how Casper does it.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

I can do this better.

I need to find this fuck and challenge him.

 

[bacon]

1st thought too

 

[Cami]

cheeseandrice. pathetic.

 

[Matty]

I think he's remarkably self-aware and lucid about the whole thing.

Disturbing is what I'd call it, although I doubt he'll remain homeless for long. He seems resourceful enough to walk away from it anytime he wants.

 

[bacon]

So he's pocketing $150 a day, that's about $55k a year.

There is a lot about this story we don't know, plus it looks like he's chasing around butterfaces which is a good tactic. His thought process on giving them the good wood to score a place for a few days was really some next level shit.

 

[Matty]

If you give him 2 days off every week and a week's unpaid vacation, it's more like $40k a year.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Been there and done that. I think his game is soft actually.

He is obviously an alcoholic. The girls he is banging are drunk 5's.

 

[bacon]

Yeah how often does he give the good wood and take a couple of days off? We need to know.

"Well if you're homeless you gotta get up when the sun rises or you'll get bitched at"

I enjoyed that

I think Ashton Kutcher had a movie about this lifestyle.

Casper, I salute you.

 

[roguejuror]

casper what will be televised? You gonna be on tv again?

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

casper what will be televised? You gonna be on tv again?

RJ, the evolution will be.

Just wait and see.

 

[IAG]

Did he say hundreds of thousands of homeless people in NYC? Did I hear that right?

 

[Matty]

http://www.coalitionforthehomeless.org/the-catastrophe-of-homelessness/facts-about-homelessness/

56k sleep in homeless shelters every night according to that piece

 

[bacon]

IAG would you take Joe in for a few days if he gave you the good wood, as he describes it? I know I wood.

 

[Cami]

I think he's remarkably self-aware and lucid about the whole thing.

Disturbing is what I'd call it, although I doubt he'll remain homeless for long. He seems resourceful enough to walk away from it anytime he wants.

and that is exactly what I don't get.

 

[IAG]

http://www.coalitionforthehomeless.org/the-catastrophe-of-homelessness/facts-about-homelessness/

56k sleep in homeless shelters every night according to that piece

How many more sleep on the street?

IAG would you take Joe in for a few days if he gave you the good wood, as he describes it? I know I wood.

Is he wearing a hoodie?