Is there any point to trying this play with women

[stevek173]

Tell them you are gay so that they don't feel threatened. Get then to love your mind, and you are sexy but they think they have no chance because you are teh guey.

Then tell them that you haven't felt this way before but only this said woman makes you want to try having sex with a woman.

Then if they go for it, whoops - you are a fucking rock star in the sack.

Could this be a legit play?

 

[kato]

you can't pull this off in person, not with the way you look

 

[Matty]

The girl will probably try to match you with guys, ask what your type is and generally expect you to be proactively gay.

Do it! What's the worst that can happen?

 

[RayRay]

you can't pull this off in person, not with the way you look

i disagree here... he has the classic gay facial hair working and holds/smokes cigs in a very feminine way... no offense here stevie, you know that. i think if you toned down the language, you can pull this off.

 

[stevek173]

you can't pull this off in person, not with the way you look

I think this is a good point. I look to hetero.

 

[stevek173]

i disagree here... he has the classic gay facial hair working and holds/smokes cigs in a very feminine way... no offense here stevie, you know that. i think if you toned down the language, you can pull this off.

I do hold cigarettes that way and I will continue to, not offended at all.

Won't try it with the gf but maybe others. Wait, probably not.

 

[stevek173]

The girl probably try to match you with guys, ask what your type is and generally expect you to be proactively gay.

Do it! What's the worst that can happen?

That sounds like the worst that can happen.

 

[betplom]

I think it has a chance Steve. Talking with her about wanting to fukk Brad Pitt up the ass might be a good icebreaker.

 

[stevek173]

I think it has a chance Steve. Talking with her about wanting to fukk Brad Pitt up the ass might be a good icebreaker.

Haha nice one. Maybe this in another cupid profile: "Have been gay for quite sometime but am looking for pussy so good it converts me. Are you up to the challenge?"

 

[Fu Manchu]

Haha nice one. Maybe this in another cupid profile: "Have been gay for quite sometime but am looking for pussy so good it converts me. Are you up to the challenge?"

yeah i cant really see this not working

 

[Matty]

Genious.

 

[MrMonkey]

Stevie, I would listen to whatever advice Matty gives you on this one.

 

[stevek173]

I might make a profile introducing this concept if I am that bored after work. A lot of that is not in my control, it is up to Tris, Michelle, Toph, stunningly handsome J and of course..OF COURSE APOLLO.

Yes I think the profile testing this theory must be made. APOLLO.

And FYI something BIG happens tonight at midnight in my life. I can't say it now, but it has me batty. APOLLO.

 

[Matty]

Stevie, I would listen to whatever advice Matty gives you on this one.

Never had a girl think I was gay. S'all closet homos who think/hope so.

 

[fiveteamer]

People always thought I was gay, but not a fabulously gay guy like Matty's friend. Just a bizarre gay guy.

It never helped me getting laid. FYI.

 

[Matty]

People always thought I was gay, but not a fabulously gay guy like Matty's friend. Just a bizarre gay guy.

Guy's a riot. Speaks English with a messed up Quebecois/British accent and adds random S'es to every other word. He makes friends very easily with random people. He went in a Starbucks while I was smoking outside and he came out 15 minutes later with our coffees + a free 1lb bag of ground coffee that the cashier clerk gave him. Straight girl.

 

[Saulty]

Here is why this play won't work. The moment you tell her you are gay she texts, calls and tells all her friends on facebook that you are gay. Women won't keep this a secret.

 

[stevek173]

Here is why this play won't work. The moment you tell her you are gay she texts, calls and tells all her friends on facebook that you are gay. Women won't keep this a secret.

I agree. Still might have to do the profile though.