Is it okay to swallow gum?

[Mudcat]

It's a question that has been out there as long as there has been gum. As long as I remember, people have been theorizing and debating on the physical properties of gum through the digestion process and it's effect on our internal biology.

As it turns out, I have the final and definitive answer.



Yes, it's fine.

 

[bacon]

Be careful Muddy. I one time consumed a bulk pack of bazooka joe bubble gum and a large pot of chili at the same time and found myself floating adjacent to the shower ceiling until the ass bubble popped leading to a vicious fall to the floor.

Just be careful man.

 

[Mudcat]

I myself don't chew gum of any kind. I did at times when I was a kid but it's been ages.

Don't like the sensation of chewing gum and don't like what people look like chewing gum. Don't want to look like that.

Cow-cud action ----> pass

 

[bacon]

Meanwhile Muddy, gum is an effective booster of mental performance

Go Bills!

 

[Cami]

Did you all hear that rumor that it takes the body 7 years to digest gum?

It's not true. I read an article on it once, and a particular line from said article, a quote from a quote from one doctor Milov, cracked me up and stuck with me, he said:

normal housekeeping waves in the digestive tract will sort of push it through, and it will come out pretty unmolested."

 

[Mudcat]

It's funny the theories that people contrive. Imaginations will run wild. I used to hear that if you swallowed gum it would collect in your appendix.

Apparently I was a fearless kid tho as I swallowed a whole shitload of gum.

Was not a stick-chewed-gun-under-the-desk kid at all. I mean I'm sure I did it - as I did every kind of dirtbag kid behavior at one time - but it was not my style.



Sticking chewed gum places - not the young Mudcat's tao.

 

[bacon]

Muddy did you ever think that if you started chewing gum you wouldn't be so stupid?

Sincerely,

Housepicks

 

[roguejuror]

Be careful Muddy. I one time consumed a bulk pack of bazooka joe bubble gum and a large pot of chili at the same time and found myself floating adjacent to the shower ceiling until the ass bubble popped leading to a vicious fall to the floor.

Just be careful man.

I pictured you with these eyes high up top:

 

[Mudcat]

Hockey card bubble gum ---> man that was awful shit and I chawed on and swallowed a lot of that.

 

[reno cool]

aaa, loved that stuff, nothing got you as excited about going thru the cards as that first taste of stale gum :

 

[Cami]

I LOVE me some teaberry gum, and the blakc jack gum too.

 

[Boner_18]

Do adults really think that it might not be?

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

I LOVE me some teaberry gum, and the blakc jack gum too.

Hippie gum.

Tried it for a spell.

Just couldn't do it.

 

[Tron]

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[Mudcat]

I try to spread a general message of swallowing-is-okay as I go through life.

 

[Saulty]

Casper should know since he likes to kiss the hoes who swallow his.

 

[mrquincy]

Thrills gum was/is NASTY. I prefer Cinnamon gum to minty types of gum.

If someone offers you gum more than once in a day, you should re-visit your dental hygiene practices.

I keep some gum in the car at all times but that's about it... It used to be to hide the smell of weed on my breath or act as a stop gap measure until I could brush after a meal.