If you were on COPS how would you like it to be

[stevek173]

Just saw some wetback get nailed trying to lie about a DUI 3 times.

For me I'd say DUI, while getting highway head, with a laptop running at least 3 SNG's at the same time.

About when they were mid arresting me I would be saying "no fuck you it's bubble time" then I would get in a fight with them, and I would lose and go to jail.

How about you.

 

[Jello]

Fuck it. I'd want to be killing motherfuckers.

 

[RayRay]

SNG's are for donators...stay out of sportsbook casino/pokerrooms buddy...

 

[roguejuror]

rayray answer the fukkin question

rayray i think you would be caught driving naked in your truck with one or two asian females, fok up and listening to the far east movement crank up

 

[tullamore]

I like to get caught driving a van with a bunch of Eastern European hookers. Of course one would be giving me road head. I would bribe the cop by giving him Oksana for the night.

 

[Cougar Bait]

High on LCD running around a supermarket naked screaming about socialism and waving an American flag that is on fire.

 

[roguejuror]

High on LSD or LCD?

happy about the new vizio?

 

[BGS 9.5]

SNG's are for donators...stay out of sportsbook casino/pokerrooms buddy...

100% agreed Ray

 

[reno cool]

I like to get caught driving a van with a bunch of Eastern European hookers. Of course one would be giving me road head. I would bribe the cop by giving him Oksana for the night.

you stay away from Oksana

 

[Cougar Bait]

High on LSD or LCD?

happy about the new vizio?

High on LCD. I love my fuckin TV Juror. I went Samsung though.

 

[Swarmy]

I would want to be the guy in the background yelling "KICK HIS ASS!! HE HAS A GUN!!". And record it as they Rodney King the guy so I could sell the video to the news for some easy kaish! Then do a book tour, go on The Daily Show and The Colbert Report to tell my story and go on to be an activist for human rights. Then I would overdose on herion in a cheap motel with a black teenage hooker.

 

[senco78]

High on LCD. I love my fuckin TV Juror. I went Samsung though.

I got a samsung 46" right before football season started.
love it
my first HDTV

 

[Emmi]

I would be running from the cops because I just robbed a bank for my man who needs to pay back his shady mafia boss within the next two hours or he will be roadkill. So, I am running with a bag of greens and several cops are chasing me. I race up to a rooftop, cops still behind me, but I am faster (since I don't wear a heavy uniform) and even though I lose some bills here and there and they fall off of the rooftop (pedestrians seem to be happy when money rains on them), I finally make it to my man's meeting point and can give him the bag of money the minute his boss turns around the corner in a black limo. I saved the life of my guy and the cops are still looking for me on the roof of that casino, but soon they get distracted because they see this extremely hot pole dancer smoking a cigarette in her break and decide to have some fun instead of chasing Emmi anymore. Happy End for everyone!

 

[reno cool]

obviously you don't know how the show works Emmi.

 

[Emmi]

obviously you don't know how the show works Emmi.

Yes I do! COPS at work...right? I just added a little twist.

 

[MrMonkey]

Emmi has a sense of humor too!

Fischy, she's your perfect girl buddy. I believe she's right in your age group, maybe a couple years the elder.

 

[RayRay]

rayray answer the fukkin question

rayray i think you would be caught driving naked in your truck with one or two asian females, fok up and listening to the far east movement crank up

nah, if i saw lights, i would turn this on...

 

[Emmi]

Do the criminals in the show ever get away or do cops always "win"? I want to get away with my bag of money from that bank where my dad was the big boss. I once tutored a cop in Italian (I think he wanted a date and did not really care about being tutored). He never took off his gun while we studied together. Maybe he was scared of me or the gun in his holster gave him a sense of empowerment? Not sure. Or maybe he was not allowed to take it off?