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If you were on COPS how would you like it to be

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stevek173

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Just saw some wetback get nailed trying to lie about a DUI 3 times.

For me I'd say DUI, while getting highway head, with a laptop running at least 3 SNG's at the same time.

About when they were mid arresting me I would be saying "no fuck you it's bubble time" then I would get in a fight with them, and I would lose and go to jail.

How about you.
 
I would want to be the guy in the background yelling "KICK HIS ASS!! HE HAS A GUN!!". And record it as they Rodney King the guy so I could sell the video to the news for some easy kaish! Then do a book tour, go on The Daily Show and The Colbert Report to tell my story and go on to be an activist for human rights. Then I would overdose on herion in a cheap motel with a black teenage hooker.
 
I would be running from the cops because I just robbed a bank for my man who needs to pay back his shady mafia boss within the next two hours or he will be roadkill. So, I am running with a bag of greens and several cops are chasing me. I race up to a rooftop, cops still behind me, but I am faster (since I don't wear a heavy uniform) and even though I lose some bills here and there and they fall off of the rooftop (pedestrians seem to be happy when money rains on them), I finally make it to my man's meeting point and can give him the bag of money the minute his boss turns around the corner in a black limo. I saved the life of my guy and the cops are still looking for me on the roof of that casino, but soon they get distracted because they see this extremely hot pole dancer smoking a cigarette in her break and decide to have some fun instead of chasing Emmi anymore. Happy End for everyone! :)
 
Do the criminals in the show ever get away or do cops always "win"? I want to get away with my bag of money from that bank where my dad was the big boss. I once tutored a cop in Italian (I think he wanted a date and did not really care about being tutored). He never took off his gun while we studied together. Maybe he was scared of me or the gun in his holster gave him a sense of empowerment? Not sure. Or maybe he was not allowed to take it off?