If you were in Jail with Barry Bonds.......

[Archie]

would you want to a) fuk him
b) have him fuk you
c) watch him fuk oj simpson
d) fight him
e) jizz in his prison food
f) get his autograph
g) fill in your own answwer

 

[betplom]

c) watch him fuk oj simpson

 

[Archie]

I'd also want to dick slap OJ to death as well.........

I'd also like to see Roger Clemens and Bonds in the same jail and see roger throwing 74 mph fastballs and Bond's popping up to short centerfield when playing the prison gaurds....

 

[mrmarket]

Gamble as much as possible with him while trying to avoid assrape.

 

[Tron]

I'd would want to talk about baseball, his Dad, playing in SFO etc.

I doubt he'd want to talk to Daft though. Maybe he'd want to borrow a pair of my sunglasses.

 

[Mudcat]

c) watch him fuk oj simpson

same

 

[Archie]

I'd would want to talk about baseball, his Dad, playing in SFO etc.

I doubt he'd want to talk to Daft though. Maybe he'd want to borrow a pair of my sunglasses.

good point..... I'd also ask him about Willie Mays, and living/playing in Pittsburgh and see if he remember signing my baseball at a baseball card show in 1990 for 10 bucks



but I think we could have that conversation WHILE HE cornholed OJ

 

[Polaroid]

I'd ask him what Greg Anderson is getting out of all of this.

 

[Bread]

g) ask him how fuckin' cool he felt while wearing Daffy's sunglasses!!!

 

[tullamore]

I would ask him how he lost to Steve Sanders in golf in a 90210 episode.

 

[Tron]

I'd ask him what Greg Anderson is getting out of all of this.

is that the dude that's sitting in prison because he won't appear in court?

 

[tullamore]

is that the dude that's sitting in prison because he won't appear in court?

I think Anderson got released today, but yes he was the guy in prison because he wouldn't talk.

 

[Razor]

I would ask him how he lost to Steve Sanders in golf in a 90210 episode.

 

[Archie]

apparently Bond's own teamates used to ask opposing pitchers to stick one in his ear.....


http://cincinnati.com/blogs/tv/2011/04/07/pirates-asked-reds-to-throw-at-bonds/



The former “Nasty Boys” Reds reliever tells Fox Sports “Barfly” host/writer Mark Kriegel that Barry Bonds’ Pittsburgh Pirates teammates asked Reds pitchers to throw at Bonds.

In a 19-minute video segment released this week — which includes former Fox 19 sports anchor Kevin Frazier (now co-anchor of the syndicated “The Insider”) — Dibble says that during Bonds’ playing days in Pittsburgh (1986-92), Bonds’ own teammates would ask opposing pitchers to hit Bonds. Dibble pitched for the Reds 1988-93.

“When he was with the Pirates, his teammates would come to Norm Charlton and I and say, ‘We’ll give you a steak dinner if you hit him.’ ” Dibble says he never hit Bonds.

Here’s a link to the video. The Bonds talk comes 13 minutes into the 19-minute clip, after talk about Tiger Woods, Hollywood gossip and baseball players’ steroid use. Dibble also talks about why he left the Washington Nationals TV booth after being critical of rookie phenom Stepehn Strasburg on his satellite radio

 

[Archie]

apparently Bond's own teamates used to ask opposing pitchers to stick one in his ear.....


http://cincinnati.com/blogs/tv/2011/04/07/pirates-asked-reds-to-throw-at-bonds/



The former Nasty Boys Reds reliever tells Fox Sports Barfly host/writer Mark Kriegel that Barry Bonds Pittsburgh Pirates teammates asked Reds pitchers to throw at Bonds.

In a 19-minute video segment released this week which includes former Fox 19 sports anchor Kevin Frazier (now co-anchor of the syndicated The Insider) Dibble says that during Bonds playing days in Pittsburgh (1986-92), Bonds own teammates would ask opposing pitchers to hit Bonds. Dibble pitched for the Reds 1988-93.

When he was with the Pirates, his teammates would come to Norm Charlton and I and say, Well give you a steak dinner if you hit him. Dibble says he never hit Bonds.

Heres a link to the video. The Bonds talk comes 13 minutes into the 19-minute clip, after talk about Tiger Woods, Hollywood gossip and baseball players steroid use. Dibble also talks about why he left the Washington Nationals TV booth after being critical of rookie phenom Stepehn Strasburg on his satellite radio